Re: Michael Jackson: Insane Cadaver-Faced Pedophile-Extraordinaire!

On 30 Nov 2003 06:11:40 +0100, Astro Guru <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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> Of all the celebrities who've let fame and fortune go           
> to their heads, Michael Jackson is in a class all his 
> own. This once mega-talented entertainer is virtually
> guaranteed an insanity plea--complete with a personal     
> rubber-room and straitjacket for the rest of his life.
> Can the prosecutor really want to try such a pathetic
> creature for his chronic pedophilia in a court of law? 
>           
> Here's a sick black man who is ashamed of being black,
> ashamed of being a man and unable to distinguish left
> from right, black from white, right from wrong. He is  
> certifiably insane. He doesn't know he is doing wrong
> before, during or after he is doing it. That's insane.
> 
> Michael Joseph Jackson was born to Joseph & Katherine
> Jackson at their Lake County home in the historically
> black district of Gary Indiana at 2300 Jackson Street,     
> map coordinates 87W20:36 41N34:36, about 11:45 PM CDT: 
>
Q: Whats the similarity between Michael Jackson and whiskey? 
 A: They both come in tots 

 Q: Why was Micahel Jackson's last ablum called BAD? 
 A: Coz he couldn't spell PATHETIC. 

 Q: Did you hear that Macdonalds to produce a new burger called  the
MacJackson? A: Its 35 year old meat placed between two 8  year old
buns. 

 Q: How does Michael Jackson know when its bedtime? 
 A: When the big hand touches the little hand. 

 Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's 
 underpants? A. Michael Jackson's makeup. 

 Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery  bag? 
 A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to 
 carry groceries. 

 Q. What does Michael Jackson reminisce about? 
 A. Blowing his first nose. 

 Q. Who is the greatest person ever? 
 A. Michael Jackson - he was born a poor black boy in Gary,   indiana
and grew up to become a rich white woman in Europe. 

 Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? 
 A: Because they aren't his 

 Q. Why does Michael Jackson like children so much? 
 A. He knows how they feel 



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