Hope Santa Doesn't Slip From His Sled

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I hear that Santa has relented this year
Pseudos WILL get a gift, have no fear.
It'll be Vasoline, quite nice
So other scumbags, entice
And it'll go well after a six-pack of beer.
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Ed Conrad
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Man as Old as Coal
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