Re: The Late, Great Immanuel Velikovsky, This One's for YOU!

[EMAIL PROTECTED] (DrPostman), Wrote: 

>On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 04:28:26 GMT,
>[EMAIL PROTECTED] (Ed Conrad) wrote: 

>>More than 50 years ago, the late, great Dr.
>>Immanuel Velikovsky combined supreme
>>intelligence and incredible courage to write
>>"Worlds in Collision" and "Earth in Upheaval." 
>And it has been regarded as the height of
>comedy ever since. 

As old as coal.

http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/homs/conrad.html

Hmm, that gives me an idea.  Let's send Ed back in time to the Jurassic
Period and drop him into the nest of the flying Reptile du jour about 5
minutes before the eggs are going to hatch.  Having a devious Professor
noting the exact location of Ed's 'past' fate, unsuspecting paleontology
students have a dig and make a discovery.  Student A, "OMG! there's
fosslized Human remains in Dino poop!".  Student B, "And look!, a
fossilized gall bladder in the vein!".
Professor chuckles, "poor Ed is now as old as coal". 

--
Bunn E. Rabbit,
Paleo-humorist, with
Jokes as old as coal

>-- 
>Dr.Postman


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"Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death
of a sparrow in the corner of a barn." -Anouk Aimee, French Actor  
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"Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny", Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
Agamemnon
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"I wear no Burka." - Mother Nature

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