Re: New Theory Wanted.

On Thu, 27 Nov 2003 02:13:41 GMT, [EMAIL PROTECTED] (John
Wilkins) wrote:


>No, what you do is this (much cheaper, and there are inexhaustible
>number of the core elements): find a really Dense Object. In the US, you
>could use Rush Limbaugh or the news director of Fox News; here in my
>country we have an object of similar density named Andrew Bolt. The UK
>is a particularly rich source of these objects.

Unfortunately Rush is out of commission, his housekeeper
spilled the beans on his drug addition and he is in Betty
Ford for a clean up. After he is cleared of the drugs he has
been on for the last 30 years, it is unclear how useful he
will be as a Dense Object. Besides David Letterman has
entered the fray claiming that Rush in nothing more than a
sputtering bag of really hot gas [on drugs]. We do have some
incredibly dense folks in the U.S. however and one of them
lives in houston, in fact he lives down the road from me (Hi
way 90, old spanish trail) and goes by the name Tom Delay.
As his name implies he has some rather archaic thinking
patterns and political styles, he might be a better dense
objects, and if a moron flew up his posterior at a speed
close to the speed of light, I don't think it would
adversely affect the politics of the Sugarland congressional
district.