Re: OT: Generic Movie Trailer Narration

Dgates <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
> On Wed, 26 Nov 2003 00:32:47 GMT, "Lincoln Spector"
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> 
> >(spoken in a strong, deep male voice) In a world where people do things
> >other people don't like, one man went looking for himself...and found an
> >adventure as big as life itself. Corporate Logo Pictures proudly presents a
> >film from the imagination of director Someone We Hope You've Heard Of.
> >Overhyped Actor in Audience Tested Title.
> 
> That's for the Best Picture nominee!
> 
> Here's for the comedy film:
> 
> Cute Character Name had it all!  A good job...
> (shot of Jim Carrey/Matt Perry being overworked in some office
> building)
> a loving wife...
> (wife complaining, but in a cute way)
> two darling children...
> (kids misbehaving in a cute way, Carrey-Perry getting mock angry)
> 
> ... and a 3,000-pound elephant??  (or gorilla, or crazy grandfather,
> or wacky cousin from another country)
> 
> (shot of elephant, sound effect of tires screeching)
> (Carrey-Perry says one of the film's best lines)
> ('80s song "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & the Waves kicks in)
> 
> Now, Cute Character Name has just TWO days to do such-and-such with
> the elephant/gorilla/cousin, do such-and-such with his family, and try
> not to have a nervous breakdown!
> 
> (show every funny moment in the movie)
> Huge Studio presents...
> Carrey Perry!
> (funny line from Carrey-Perry)
> Cute Female
> (funny line from cute female)
> Grumpy/Wacky male
> (funny line from grumpy, wacky male)
> And (Insert-Novelty-Element here)...
> 
> in a story about doing the something (humorously related to elephants)
> with the something something (humorously related to elephants).
> 
> (Screen goes black, with the title and full credits.)
> (Final wacky shot!  The film's funniest moment!  The big closer!)
> (Screen goes black again with an estimate on the release date.)

Okay, ya wanna see a great comedy trailer?

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/lost_skeleton/

Mike S.
(nothing if not self-serving)