Re: OT: Generic Movie Trailer Narration

On Wed, 26 Nov 2003 00:32:47 GMT, "Lincoln Spector"
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>(spoken in a strong, deep male voice) In a world where people do things
>other people don't like, one man went looking for himself...and found an
>adventure as big as life itself. Corporate Logo Pictures proudly presents a
>film from the imagination of director Someone We Hope You've Heard Of.
>Overhyped Actor in Audience Tested Title.

That's for the Best Picture nominee!

Here's for the comedy film:

Cute Character Name had it all!  A good job...
(shot of Jim Carrey/Matt Perry being overworked in some office
building)
a loving wife...
(wife complaining, but in a cute way)
two darling children...
(kids misbehaving in a cute way, Carrey-Perry getting mock angry)

... and a 3,000-pound elephant??  (or gorilla, or crazy grandfather,
or wacky cousin from another country)

(shot of elephant, sound effect of tires screeching)
(Carrey-Perry says one of the film's best lines)
('80s song "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & the Waves kicks in)

Now, Cute Character Name has just TWO days to do such-and-such with
the elephant/gorilla/cousin, do such-and-such with his family, and try
not to have a nervous breakdown!

(show every funny moment in the movie)
Huge Studio presents...
Carrey Perry!
(funny line from Carrey-Perry)
Cute Female
(funny line from cute female)
Grumpy/Wacky male
(funny line from grumpy, wacky male)
And (Insert-Novelty-Element here)...

in a story about doing the something (humorously related to elephants)
with the something something (humorously related to elephants).

(Screen goes black, with the title and full credits.)
(Final wacky shot!  The film's funniest moment!  The big closer!)
(Screen goes black again with an estimate on the release date.)

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