Re: dvd recorder/player

Mark Kelly wrote:
> On Wed, 26 Nov 2003 23:27:16 +0000, Kurt Hamster
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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> > On Wed, 26 Nov 2003 16:19:23 -0600, Jer used
> > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> to say...
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> > > Clue:  I'll sue 
> > > anyone I want any time I want, all you have to do is produce an attorney 
> > > that can successfully defend your silly ass.
> >
> > You asked in an earlier post why I thought you were a yank.
> >
> > The above comment is the only necessary evidence for the plaintiff guv!
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> I have to say I think his lawyer must love him, cause she must run up
> "huge" bills with how he admitted it, he does not have "ANY" common
> sense and throw everything at her to sort out.. which add costs.


She loves my pocket book Mark.  She's like a wild, tenacious dog, she'll 
eat any bone I toss into her cage.  She has three clients, I'm one. 
Professionally, she's every kind of a bitch your mother warned you about 
and she's proud of it.  She wakes every morning wondering who she can 
fuck over first.  She couldn't care less about what anyone wants except 
that of her client.  Figuratively speaking, her speciality is unscrewing 
eyeballs and shitting down necks.  She's a board certified civil 
attorney in contract law, and if it benefits her client to toss someone 
out of the ambulance hauling their silly ass to a trauma room, she'll do 
it and grin at the view afterward.  She's also the best legal advocate I 
ever bought.  Even if our courtroom foe wins, they're still sorry for 
having met her because they were buried in paperwork for ten years.  Do 
not fuck with her - she'll fuck you back in ways you cannot imagine. 
She earns her ample paycheck on retainer fees, so time has no relevance 
to me.

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