Here we go again... security

   I travel a lot and on rare occasions a flight gets diverted or my 
luggage arrives late. So, I try to bring a spare set of clothes and my 
toiletries in my carry-on bag.

   Well, today is the first time I'll be sticking my toiletries bag into 
my check-in bag. Between my nail clippers, nail file, razor and 
moustache scissors, the airport security posse is likely to think I'm 
getting ready to take out several dozen aircraft!

   Now, to get to my flight before the security guys read this post!