Hot Wheel Collectors

Every morning there is this old man waiting in the Target parking lot just
so he can be the first person to flip through the hot wheels. Now, I am not
a hot wheel collector, nor do I ever want to be. I would collect Jacks
Wrestlers before I stooped to a low of HOT WHEELS, anyways, after he runs
through the aisle, then jumps back to the two end caps looking for the long
lost HOT WHEEL he will sell on Ebay and make all his dreams come true, he
walks into my area...yes into my action figure aisle, he walks past me, eyes
what I have in my hands, then tries to make small talk by asking me what
action figures are worth collecting ... I kinnda shrug my shoulders and tell
him that Harry Potter figures are hot right now and anything Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtle is a sure fire cash crop down the road....lol, what an ass.

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Terry Roofe