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Re: Clark's Freestyle Stroke



Al wrote:

In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, [EMAIL PROTECTED] says...

[EMAIL PROTECTED] (Larry Weisenthal) wrote in message news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...

Finally saw Wesley Clark swim on Wednesday night's "60 Minutes II"

Dove into the water very nicely, then a full stroke before the scene
transitioned. He looked quite long, smooth, and proficient.  He swims an hour a
day.  Later on, it showed him doing pushups.  He says he can do a hundred, and
it sure looks as if he can.

Clark, Bush, and Schwarzenegger are all quite fit; all are in their late 50s. Don't know how well the latter two swim.

If Clark's poll numbers go up, I'm thinking that investing in swimming-related
stocks might not be a bad idea.  A President who swims an hour a day with such
fluid proficiency might well trigger a swimming boomlet.

I wouldn't bet on it. My impression is that american voters generally
despise physical fitness and regard those who value it to be a joke. What they want in a politician is someone who is smooth on TV, is
well-connected, and will not hesitate to use military force against
anyone who might stand between them and cheap gasoline for their fat
SUVs.


Schwarznegger was elected because he's a popular icon, and there is
some question as to whether Bush was elected at all.  If he was, it's
more because of his business and family connections than his physical
fitness.  Clark will be lucky to survive the primaries.

We enjoy our bloated lifestyle here, and want a president who will
keep it going.  Physical fitness is for a (fortunately mostly
harmless) lunatic fringe.


For me it's fairly obvious that the fast track to political success is to have appeared on one of the reality TV episodes or Star Search. Barring either of those, being mentioned by Oprah, even if only in passing, might do the trick. Bearing a physical resemblance to a popular video game character might not hurt, either.

Not to provoke an emotional response, but now I don't know whether your remarks on wearing watches and jewelry in the pool are worth anything either. I guess I should ignore them too.


martin




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