Re: Did the All blacks Miss Lomu ?

Greig Blanchett wrote:

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>>Picture the scene.  A takeway food shop on the main drag to Murrayfield,
>>after the game.  I'm queueing for my cholesterol special behind two tall,
>>6' 4", youthful kiwis of some 25 odd summers.
> 
> Obviously Australians. This is a well known trick of Antipodeans. If
> you've ever been to Munich during beer fest time, or better yet, seen
> it on TV you'll note that all the puking dickheads claim to be
> Australian. Well here's a secret - they're not. It's a clever ruse by
> us kiwis. In much the same way, the racist oafs you describe are
> obviously Aussies, probably from Queensland. Anything kiwi about them
> was nowt but a sham. And you fell for it.

The bastards!  They were even wearing AB scarves and jerseys

>>The asian staff off the takeaway were striving manfully to feed the
>>growing queue and certainly didn't deserve the language that the two kiwis
>>were using - including the use of the words 'niggers' and 'black
>>bastards'.
>>
> Definitely from Queensland. Next time you encounter such idiots,
> mention the name Pauline Hanson. If they're true blue Queenslanders,
> they'll probably salute. 

Damn.  I wish I'd thought of this at the time.  Of course the courage I'd
consumed earlier probably counted against the thinking process.

> If they really are kiwis (and I think this 
> unlikely) then they're probably from Canterbury. See if you can count
> their fingers. If they have an extra pinky, then it's guaranteed.

Noted for future reference.

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Begs the question though, what else do you buggers do to blacken the name of
the Aussies?

regards

The Green Phantom
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