Re: saturday

"Nick Suess" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
> A guy walks into a bar with a small dog under his arm. Both man and dog are
> wearing a England rugby guernseys. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are
> allowed! You'll have to leave." The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate!
> We're both big fans, the TV's broken at home, and this is the only place
> around where we can see the game." After securing a promise that the dog
> will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if
> there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the
> bar and watch the game. Straight from the kick off there's some minor ruck
> infringement on the 10 metre line and Wilkinson duly  kicks a penalty goal.
> As the kick goes over, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and
> down giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, "Wow, that is the
> most amazing thing I've seen! What does the dog do if they score a try?" The
> owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years."
> 
> GO WALLABIES!!!!

I know I shouldn't extend this OT thread, but I just couldn't resist:

Q. What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.

Q. What's the difference between the All blacks and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches.

The All Blacks are bringing out a new bra! Plenty of support, soft and
no CUP!!!

Q: What's the difference between the All Blacks and a Tea Bag?
A: The Tea Bag stays in the Cup Longer.

Q: What do you call a New Zealander in a RWC final?
A: The Linesman.

The England rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a
player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the
practice field.

Coach Clive Woodward immediately suspended practice while police and
federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete
analysis, investigating forensic experts determined that the white
substance unknown to players was the TRY line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the England team was
unlikely to encounter the substance again.