[MEMPHIS] hair match Memphis

Memphis Wrestling
>>> >Home of Rhythm & Bruise
>>> >written by Gregory White [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>November 29 2003
>>> >UPN studios Memphis TN
>>> >Hosts:Jimmy Hart and Lo IQ
Before they show they show some highlights of Lawler matches from the 70s 
set to My Way .  They show Lawler Vs Nick Bockwinkle, Bill Dundee, Rocky 
Johnson, Dory Funk Jr., Jackie Fargo and Jimmy Valiant.

The crowd is very lively today.  The hosts for today's show is Jimmy Hart 
and Lo IQ.  Jimmy Hart mentions that on todays show is the hair match 
between Jerry Lawler and Brian Christopher.  Jimmy Hart tells the fans to 
sit down and thanks for the standing ovation.  They show the video of why 
Cory is not the host today.  They show the video from last week of Cory 
getting his face smashed in the cake by Lo IQ and then Cory Quitting.  
Jimmy Hart then says who needs a clown when you have Cory Maclin.  People 
call me Scrooge.  You know where the ghost of Christmas past visits 
Scrooge.  I had a dream of that.  I dreamed that Elvis' ghost came and 
visited Jimmy Hart.  An Elvis lookalike comes out with a Gentry's record.  
He says that George Klein tried to ruin Jimmy Hart and Elvis Pressley's 
career.  He said that he found the record at Shangra La records  and that 
he paid $820 for it and gives it to Jimmy Hart.  Jimmy Hart then says if it 
was not for George Klein that Graceland would be known as Jimmyland.  Jimmy 
Hart then wants to start a match and asks where is the bell ringer. 
Cory comes out with Brian Teigland and Cory says that he is not a quitter.  
I challenge you and Lo IQ to a match with you and my mystery partner.  They 
show a video of a midget named Short Dawg giving Jerry Springer a Coke and 
Springer giving Short Dawg his jacket and Short Dawg eventually throws the 
jacket in the trash.  Short Dawg comes out and says that Lo IQ don't want 
no part of me and then he makes fun of Lo IQ voice which sounds like the 
little bad guys on the old Johnny Quest Cartoons.  Cory then introduces a 
special midget referee Midget B.

Cory and Brian take the announce positions.  Cory mentions the Ladies XWF 
title tonight with the champion Christi Ricci.  Ricci comes out with Jimmy 
Hart.  Jimmy Hart warns Cory to watch his hands.  Christi then says unlike 
most of you I am well educated and  every athletic and been everywhere and 
have done just about everything.  I am well rounded.  I am ODB(one dirty 
babe)  and she will not be leaving with belt.  Jimmy Hart then mentions 
that  Mable will be going against Rocky Johnson in a boxing match with a 
surprise  in Rocky Johnson's corner.  They show a Mable video with Mable 
saying that Rocky you are an idiot and that it is good to see that you are 
working out but you gotta eat lots of high protein foods.  Mable gets 
something with high protein out of snack machine and puts it in the 
microwave.  You gotta eat lots of protein to be big like me.  I am a giant 
and you will not beat me.  Jimmy Hart then starts insulting Rocky and says 
that Rocky will not show up and Rocky shows up and Jimmy Hart hides behind 
Christi Ricci.  I want that big ape, Mable and that weasel Jimmy Hart will 
be after Mable.  

The Rock and Roll Express comes out. Ricky  that they will be in the 
concession stand  battle royal with the Moondogs with any team invited to 
join in and that he remembers the Tupelo concession stand battle.  Robert 
then says that they are there to celebrate Jerry Lawler's Birthday.  

The first match of the day is Doug Gilbert and Money Mike Vs Pokerface and 
Ricky Montana.  Mike distracts ref and Gilbert does a piledriver on 
Pokerface and Gilbert pins Pokerface.
Winners:Gilbert and Money Mike.

They show Dutch Mantel at the Hoot Owl County Store.  Dutch wonders how the 
cameraman found him and  that he has moved from the suburbs of Oil Trough 
to Hoot Owl.  I have Jimmy Hart in my corner  in my corner Vs Jackie Fargo 
.  I hear that a person gets as many licks as how old he is on his 
birthday.  Dutch starts hitting the cameraman with shoo baby.  

Hart is standing with the AWA world title.

They show a video of Isaac Hayes doing a Jerry chant and wishing Jerry 
Lawler a happy birthday.  

They show the video from last week of Bill Dundee sucker punching Kevin 
White's dad and beating him up.Bill Dundee comes out  and says that Bill 
Dundee got what he deserved and that Kevin White would not show up.  Kevin 
White comes out and says that he will be at the Coliseum tonight and that 
he cannot wait to get his hands on Dundee.  Dundee then replies that we 
will see how bad you are 20 feet off the ground and Dundee mentions all the 
people he fought in scaffold matches.  White you better be there Jack.  
White then lays out Bill Dundee.  White then says that he did not bit off 
more than I an chew that Dundee did.  Reggie comes out on crutches.  I 
cannot fight Koko tonight because of my broken leg.  Koko then jumps 
Reggie.  Reggie starts Whining and crying in pain while being helped and 
threatening to sue Koko.  While Reggie tries to get composure on crutches 
he takes a step or two with no help.

Jerry Lawler comes out.  Cory then gives him a framed certificate from the 
fans in honor of the day.  Jerry then mentions that today is special and he 
shows the Worlds Unified belt.  The fans ask that he set Mantel on fire and 
Jerry says that Dutch has so much hair that  he would be on fire for 2 
weeks.  It would ruin  things if he had to wrestle that night bald headed.  
He then introduces his special ref to the crowd, Jerry calhoun.  Somebody 
is gonna get their head shaved and it will not be a nice day for somebody.

Brian Christopher comes out  and says that it is easier people to hear what 
people say when they want to hear them.  the People are happy for Lawler 
but  they feel weird because they know that Jerry Lawler will be shaved and 
who is better to shave Lawler than Grandmaster Sexay.  He did not want me 
to become more famous than him.   I spend 45 minutes a day grooming my 
hair.  You are About to become the laughing stock of the country as you 
will be bald on Raw.  Christopher does his evil cackle.

The second match of the day is Loser gets hair shaved.  Jerry Lawler Vs 
Brian Christopher.  Christopher acts cocky and says that Lawler will be 
bald in a while.  Christopher dominates most of the match and does his 
cackle.  Christopher pushes Lawler into ref Jerry Calhoun and he goes down.  
Christopher does his hip hop drop with glasses.  Doug Gilbert runs in and 
hits Christopher with chain.  Lawler starts to pin Christopher and refuses 
to do the pin.  Gilbert goes in the ring and shoves Lawler and Lawler shoes 
back and Christopher pins Gilbert.  Lawler mentions that the loser gets his 
head shaved not necessarily Lawler or Christopher.

The show returns from a commercial and they say that Christopher had 
Gilbert in a sleeper hold and Gilbert is shown getting his head shaved by 
Guy Coffee and held by Jerry Calhoun.  Jerry Lawler takes a razor and 
helps.  Gilbert wakes up after he has no hair and starts having a fit and  
chases after Guy Coffee with the Razor and partially shaves Guy Coffee.  

Some of the matches are.
Jimmy Hart and Lo IQ Vs Cory and Short Dog with midget P as special ref
a Ladies XWF title match with Christi Ricci with Jimmy Hart.
A chicken suit match. Loser must go length of Beale St. in Chicken suit.  
Koko Ware Vs Reggie B Fine.
Concession stand Battle Royal with the Moondogs and Rock N Roll Express.
a 30 foot high scaffold match. Bill "Superstar" Dundee Vs "The New 
Look"Kevin White
a boxing match. Rocky Johnson  with a special person in his corner Vs Mable 
with Jimmy Hart.
The AWA title belt Vs the World's unified belt. Dutch Mantel with Jimmy 
Hart Vs Jerry Lawler with Jackie Fargo.
and more matches to be announced.Card subject to change.
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