[MEMPHIS] emphis wrestling the resturn of Dutch Manetl

Memphis Wrestling 
>Home of Rhythm & Bruise 
>written by Gregory White [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
November 1 2003
>UPN studios Memphis TN 
>Hosts:Brian Teigland ,Cory Macklin  and Lance Russel


The crowd for todays show is very lively.  They announce who will be on the 
show.
Rocky "The Soulman" Johnson
"New Look" Kevin White
"Dirty" Dutch Mantell
Jerry "The King" Lawler
and a surprise of Jimmy Hart

Jimmy Hart comes out asking about the surprise and introduces the newest 
member of the First Family , Money Mike.

The first match of the day is Money Mike with Jimmy Hart.The match is very 
good.  Hart distracts Cobra and Mike uses the Memphis Chain.
Winner:Money Mike
After the match , the fans try to tell the ref that Mike used a chain to no 
avail  Mike sneaks the chain to Jimmy hart .

They plugged the card
the King's Birthday Bash- a Nite Fit for a King
Midsouth Coliseum, Memphis, TN
Sat, Nov 29, 2003 7:30pm 

Tickets are on sale at all Ticketmaster outlets and on the Internet at 
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1B00375FA9B5DC56?brand=&artistid=893540&m
ajorcatid=10004&minorcatid=27  as well as the coliseum Box Office.
There will be autographs ,crowns and souvenirs given to those who attend.

Jimmy Hart comes out with his bodyguard, midget Lo IQ.  Jimmy Hart says 
that he has his little bodyguard and it looks like the surprise is not 
ready.  He says that Lo IQ is from Japan and he mentions all the names that 
have came through Memphis.  He promises that the First Family will ruin the 
King's birthday.


Bill Dundee then comes out and says that he has a big announcement.  He 
says that Kevin White wants to be a wrestler,singer,dancer and that he is 
not good at either of them.  He announces that he has booked Kevin White vs 
Mable.  Bill Dundee mentions that he was Killing giants for 25 years.


Kevin White comes out dancing  and all.

The second match of the day is Kevin White and Mable with Bill Dundee and 
Jimmy Hart.  Mable would do the Baldo Bomb and do the pin but picks him up 
before the pin count..  Mable just tried to kill the boy.Rocky Johnson 
makes the save and Mable and Rocky has a face down while a loud Rocky chant 
erupts.

Rocky says that he is tired of this big gorilla hurting kids.  Rocky then 
challenges the big gorilla to a boxing match.  I want to hurt him like what 
he has done with the boys,  I don't want to pin him.  I don't have no 
problems with Dundee as he keeps out of my business.

Koko Ware comes out and screams. I beat Reggie B Fine like a dog in Forrest 
City Arkansas.  The chase is still on because  you have something of mine.  
I don't care where I have to go to find my bird.  I am hot in hell as a 
cracker Jack.

They mention the free card at Smart Choice Auto Sales at 1 PM  today   with 
Jerry Lawler and a ladies match.

Summerville TN November 8th
Lexington TN November 15


the King's Birthday Bash- a Nite Fit for a King
Midsouth Coliseum, Memphis, TN
Sat, Nov 29, 2003 7:30pm 

Tickets are on sale at all Ticketmaster outlets and on the Internet at 
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1B00375FA9B5DC56?brand=&artistid=893540&m
ajorcatid=10004&minorcatid=27  as well as the coliseum Box Office.
There will be autographs ,crowns and souvenirs given to those who attend.

Dutch Mantell is on talking on a cell phone via videotape.  I don't answer 
unknown callers.  He will be at the Coliseum show with Shoobaby(sp) .

Jimmy Hart comes out with Shock and Doug Gilbert.  Jimmy Hart says that if 
Lawler is the biggest star in wrestling along with The rock and Stone Cold 
Steve Austin.  Why is Lawler wrestling in a car lot.  Shcok says that 
Lawler is stupid and I will bash their brains out of the wrestlers from  
the other Company(Too Cool) .

Doug Gilbert then says that the First Family is taking over Memphis 
Wrestling.  I promise you a royal butt kicking.  Nobody in Memphis cares 
about Scotty Too Hotty, Too Sexay or Rikishi.  I am about to beat some 
brains out starting now.

The third match of the day is Shock and Doug Gilbert with Jimmy Hart vs 
Koko Ware and Derrick King.  Doug Gilbert piledrives King with help from 
Shock while Koko Ware is being put in the corner by the ref.
Winners: Doug Gilbert and Shock

Reggie B Fine comes out with his Fur coat and wearing a Dallas Cowboys 
helmet.  He says that Jimmy Johnson called him to be a Dallas Cowboy.  He 
said that Franke is at Popeyes Fried Chicken.

Jerry Lawler in the news room mentions the show at the Coliseum and the 
free show at 1pm at Smart Choise auto sales.
He mentions that at 2pm today at the Bartlett Parks and Recreation center 
that his softball team, Lawler's Army, will be playing Team Memphis with 
Sports Illustrated in attendance.

Brian Christopher comes out and dances and tried to get Lance Russel to 
dance.  He mentions that Lawler is Synomonous with Memphis Wrestling.  I 
know Lawler better than anybody.  I will invite my friends from Too Cool.  
We will have Lawler dance with me before the night is over.

The Fourth match of the day is Brian Christopher vs Chase Stevens with 
Athena.  Athena does a lot of interfering in this match.  Lady Athena 
distracts Christopher. Lady Athena trips Christopher and Athena tries to 
hit Christopher with her shoe but hits Stephens instead.
Winner:Brian Christopher
After the match.  Christopher catches Athena and pulls down her pants to 
wear you can see her thong and the crowd starts a spank her chant and they 
go to a commercial.  

Jimmy Hart and Lo IQ come out and Jimmy Ask for the surprise.  All of a 
sudden they start playing the Superman intro.  Some guy in a Supoerman 
outfit hits the ring and they introduce him as Supermidget,  The World's 
Largest midget.  Lo IQ shrieks out something in Japense much like in the 
Johnny Quest cartoons and both Jimmy Hart and Lo IQ panics and have fits.

Dundee comes with Mable face off with Rocky Johnson.  Mable said that he is 
tired of Rocky Johnson.  Rocky says that he is tired of the Big Gorilla 
hurting the kids.  Dundee holds back Mable.






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