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____________________________________________________________________________ VILE VINCE VIPER vs. ERIC DEATON UNIVERSAL DIVISION BEST OF 7 ____________________________________________________________________________ [The arena lights dim as the generated chords of Kid Rock's "Three Sheets to the Wind" start to play. The synthesized guitar chords echo among the thousands of fans in attendance through their applause. The lights dim, as the flickering of the entrance ramp lights starts. An bluish glow alternates with the dark, and out of the confusion, the song really begins...] ::WHAT'S MY NAME?:: ::KID... Rock! Rock!:: ::KID... Rock! Rock!:: [An explosion of pyros and laser lights fill the entrance ramp, yielding enough smoke to obscure anyone's vision. Out of this haze emerges the phenomenon, the self-proclaimed superstar. He dashes through the smoky curtain and waves the smoke away with a lift of his arms to the crowd.] Steve Stone: Introducing first, from Huntington Beach, California, weighing in at 217 pounds, he is the master, and INVENTOR of the "Superstar Syndrome" facebuster and the "End of Days" combination maneuver. Making is return to Shootfire Pro Wrestling... He is... The TOMORROW MAN... [HUGE COMEBACK POP!!] ERIC... DEATON!!!! Billy: Here is a man that has all the potential in the world, Jack! This guy has a habit, a PENCHANT for doing the IMPOSSIBLE! THis is a man who invented one of the most IMPOSSIBLE moves in wrestling history, because the higher-ups here in SPW told him that it WAS impossible! Jack: This guy KNOWS he has the potential. He KNOWS he has the skill. You can see the confidence DRIPPING... OOZING from this man. What can you do when you face a guy like him, who doesn't just think and believe that he can defeat you, he KNOWS it? Billy: I don't know, Jack, but this guy's going places, and from the look on his face, he's going there fast! [Deaton casually climbs the side of the ring to the apron and turns to the crowd with one arm raised. He springs off the second rope to flip to the inside. A grip passes him a microphone, and the fanfare gives way to normality.] Jack: Looks like Deaton's gonna give us a piece of his mind for a second, we really haven't heard anything from him since he announced his return sometime ago. Deaton: Man, it's great to see all of your smiling, happy, cheese-eating faces again! The only regret that I have for being here... Jack: Regret? What can he regret about coming back to this kind of ovation? Deaton: Is having to see them from SO DAMN CLOSE! Man, I know you guys are rabid fans, but you guys are downright UG-Lificient! I mean for real! Well except for you there... you can catch me after the match. I like you, but the rest of ya... UGLY! Damn! Ick! Yuck! Bleh! Now that that's been said, I'm gonna go ahead and get to the comedy portion of the show. Vile Vince Viagra! Hey! Who backstage thought it'd be a great idea to sell tickets to see ME, the wonderkid of wrestling, the MESSIAH of the MAT, the SAVIOR of the squared circle, beat up some delusional, geriatric cooch-hair that can't go ONE full match with me, let alone SEVEN!! Ya know... [::Crowd: YA KNOW...::] Ok, that was wrong of me. That's not MY catch-phrase, but I couldn't help it. Anyhoo, Vinnie, while you're back there mixing your Metamucil and and taking care of your fiber problems... I'm gonna go ahead and give you a quick rundown of how our match is gonna work. Me, I'm gonna shine. I'm gonna fly, and I'm gonna work and WOW all night long. You? You're gonna stand there and watch me work until I decide you're ready to go down. One. Two. Three. My prediction is that you won't MAKE the full match. Geezers don't work four matches, Granpa! They just don't! What do you have that will keep you alert that long? Viagra won't spare an ass-whoopin'! Rogain won't help you here! They don't have a pill designed that can help you with me, man! I'm a modern-day miracle! Modern science can't explain me! I'm willing to go on record RIGHT NOW and say that Villi Vinni Voodoo won't be able to even work the first four matches that I whoop him down in! It'll be -- BOOM! One two three! BOOM! One two three, and then... ::GASP!:: He's out! I think he had a heart attack! He couldn't stand all the greatness in the ring! Then, NATURALLY... I'll be the winner, WHY? Because you just don't know what tomorrow's gonna bring. [Deaton drops the mic and backs to a turnbuckle. He climbs the turnbuckle and makes himself comfortable on the corner. He barks at an official, "Get him out here!" and proceeds to relax at the cornerpost] Jack: We've seen arrogant before, but WOW... This guy is absolutely SMOLDERING with it. We've GOT to see what Vile Vince Viper has in store for Eric in just a few! ["Ride of the Valkeries" begins over the PA system as the letters H C W appear over the Shootfire Screens. Twenty Feet Tall Banners unfurl across the arena of past legendary HCW Superstars as the audience buzzes in wonder. Streamers begin to fall from the scaffolding, red, purple and blue paper decorations raining down as the name Vile Vince Viper appears on the Shootfire Screens in large rotating block letters. In a brand new purple snakeskin suit, the yellow eyed Virtuous One steps out of the archway, through the HCW Curtains as he steps on stage in a white burst of smoke. The fog hazes across the metal platform as the Snakeman himself gathers his suit coat, looking fifteen years younger as his jet black hair is now slicked to perfection. Wearing white spats over black boots, the Great American Youth surveys his crowd of fans and nods in approval before heading out to study his imagined illusion in grand fashion. Obviously pleased, he folds his arms as a flock of midgets stroll out behind him to a delight of the audience. The mini-Vipers, all looking like Addams' Family Rejects line up on either side of the walkway to protect Vile from the waving fans. VVV looks to the back and beckons as out from the archway an incredibly big busted leather clad dominatrix steps out with flowing black hair, high heeled stilettos, a ruby red lipstick smile and a signapore cane wrapped with barbwire and stuck with pieces of glass. Vile Vince Viper extends his arm as she takes it both impeccable oddities casually stroll down the aisle stepping on confetti and streamers as the miniature people follow in tow] Jack: I cannot believe it, Vile Vince Viper is back in HCW and for some reason the entire arena looks like the old HCW Arena. I don't know what kind of LSD has been slipped into our drinks tonight, but Triple V not only looking like he did all those years ago- he's brought HCW circa late nineties with him. The War Memorial, the midg- er, shorter people, the lady herself -is THAT Demona Carfax?? Billy: No. Demona must be much older by now. That has to be a ringer but believe you me she is the spitting image of the Romanian Ice Princess. The woman is just too- well, buoyant to be a valet that must be pushing her late 40s by now. VVV however yeah you're right- not only is he completely deluded, reality itself seems locked in a time warp. You were in the NEWF back in the days of HCW, I was NIWF but we both kept up with Hardcore Championship Wrestling and this man Vile Vince Viper was one of the fastest rising superstars since joining the Destruction Incorporated Army back in the day. This man competed in barbwire steel cage deathmatches, fought the ICONS like Patty Babes Carter, the Heartbreaker, Johnnie Adonis and LOCO and now for all it seems, we're back in 1996. And the messed up thing about it- Vile's BODY looks like he is that much younger. A true case in mindjobs, is the King of Snakes Vile Vince Viper. Jack: King of short people is more like it as they arrange themselves into a pyramid so Vile can climb to the ring!! Triple V climbing the yellow brick road to his destination- WHO CHANGED THE MAT TO READ HCW?!! The ring mat itself now reads HCW and something is definitely up. There is no way the arena would have gone through this expensive transformation without the approval and authorization of Ethan War himself. My question is why does War care about perpetrating this HCW myth? Why spend the big bucks to help this man Viper stay in Oz and further choke out what little sanity the man had left?? Steve Stone: AND HIS OPPONENT, HAILING FROM ROMANIA, WEIGHING IN AT 234 POUNDS, AND REPRESENTING THE D.I.A. THIS IS THE KING OF SNAKES, VILE! VINCE! VIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [CROWD CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!\ !] Jack: DIA?! Even Steve Stone is making this man more deluded!! Billy: Eric Deaton returning slowly to the ring, the Tomorrow Man too bewildered to talk trash and all too confused by the apparent land of HCW we have somehow woken up in. Vile Vince Viper flicking his tongue at his barely clad valet at ringside, the woman doing the same.. Jack: BILLY! Billy: Sorry, just remembered the HCW Swimsuit contest from 1998. Now that was a near X Rated DVD extra in the new Millenium Edition of the best of HCW!! Vile Vince Viper taking the SignaPoe cane- remember that? From his former ally Scott Poe er- just the suicidal antagonistic high flyer Poe from HCW lore and VVV inspecting the glass shards and barbed wire for perfection, now taking Off his jacket and the man has bulked up to his former stature! Look at the brawn muscles on Triple V! VVV hopping back and forth, swinging the cane and preparing to fight as Eric Deaton shakes his head in wonderment. Deaton walking up to the wizened veteran and telling the man he has serious mental issues and VVV SWINGS THE CANE AT HIS HEAD!!! [CROWD POPS!] [Deaton ducks with the back leg sweep and VVV hops right over it as he brings the SignaPoe cane down across Deaton's back!! A slashing sound is heard as a bloody rip appears on Eric's back, Deaton screaming out in pain! VVV drags him up to choke him out with the Cane as a wide eyed Eric Deaton fights to push it from his throat! Eric grits his teeth and kicks so far up his boot hits VVV in the face!! The fans roar as Eric pulls back, cringing in pain and hits the turnaround dropkick to knock VVV back into the ropes! Vile hits the cables and Deaton sends him racing with a quick irish whip before picking up the cane, rolling and standing to CLOTHESLINE Vile across the chest with his own evil weapon!] [FANS ROAR] Jack: Vile's black vest and green tie cut but he grabs Deaton by the hair and YANKS him off balance! Clamps in the cobra clutch now and bending down- GARGOYLE SUPLEX ON THE TOMORROW MAN ERIC DEATON!!!!!! Remember fans, this is the start of a best of seven series to establish the number one contender to Lightning Jake McCarey's Universal Championship, and Deaton just got folded like an Accordion by the King of Snakes! Vile dragging Eric up- and locking the face from over his shoulder, jumps and HARDCORE STOPPER!! An HCW classic maneuver as Deaton flops around and Triple V steps on the man's groin, causing Eric excruciating pain as he tries to grind that wingtip boot through the er-nether regions! Billy: Eric up and in horrible hell as VVV locks on the front chancery and SIDE SWINGING NECKBREAKER. VVV rolling up and raising his forked hands to the rabid crowd, starts and HCW chant as the audience .joins in for some odd reason! [H! C! W!! H! C! W!!! H! C! W!!!] Jack: Well now I've seen it all- the fans taking a liking to this insane turn of events. Viper acting like a face in this thing! Eric lunging for his legs, VVV hits the leapfrog and springing backwards as Eric comes off the ropes, lands on his shoulders and FORWARD VICTORY ROLL takes the over onto his back! We've got a pinfall and VVV hasn't done that move in YEARS! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy: ERIC ESCAPES!! Deaton kicked out with authority and he's up, unimpressed and throws a kick, Vile catches it and DEATON NAILS THE ENZUGIRI. VVV hits the mat on all fours and Deaton grabs the leg, steps around to jump over for La Magistral and VVV keeps rolling to land Eric on his back! The legs and arms locked, Vile rolls backwards to stand up and HITS the samoan drop! Now hefting Eric onto his shoulders, rises like a bull and rolling forward to hit the Samoan Powerslam!! VVV to his feet with Eric on his back and SIDEWAYS FOR THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! [CROWD POPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Jack: Eric Deaton trying to get up and throws the hands up as VVV fakes a punch and nails the inside kneelift. Viper tossing Deaton over onto his back, KICK to the spine. Nothing pretty about that whatsoever. The mini-Vipers cheering at ringside, the anti-munchkins giving Viper cheers as he shows off to the crowd. The audience cheering despite themselves, they don't know WHAT to make of this version of the King of Snakes. Billy: That's simply because he was before their time Jack. Viper hauling Eric up and DEATON goes to the eyes!! Eric pulling a page from the book Viper wrote as he's gonna have to up the violence to impress Lightning Jake McCarey and get David Hagen's spot in the Vicious Circle. Deaton with the knee to the gut, and clubbing fists across the Snakeman's back. Pickup and side back-NECK breaker he dropped the man right across his knee. Viper rolling away and Deaton lifts him before locking the hammerlock and racing Viper directly- SHOULDERFIRST THROUGH THE ROPES- RIGHT INTO THE POST. Very nice as Triple V is down and Eric Deaton now stomping a mudhole in the man, walking it dry as he unloads his frustrations on the HCW veteran. Jack: Deaton yelling at the crowd to shut up as they boo him, and hauling Viper up- looks around and SNAPS Viper over with the huge Suplex! Rolling over, Deaton yanks Viper up by his belt loops and SUPLEXES him once again! Floatover and the cover- no, dragging the forearm bone across Viper's face savagely as he's getting into the old HCW spirit! Hardcore for the sake of Hardcore as he rolls VVV over and pulls his tie up- snapmare and falling with the legs in the back, using that green tie to hang the man across his boots! [The audience roars as Deaton releases Viper and the Universal Contender staggers up to his feet- Eric spreads his arms and ducks forwards so fast his back leg rises like a Scorpion Tail and kicks Viper in his shoulders! VVV goes right into the ropes as Eric grabs his head and throws his own legs over the top to snap VVV backwards. Deaton scales from the floor to the top rope like a scrambling monkey as Viper rolls over- and Deaton leaps off the top rope to nail the Double Stomp right to Viper's guts!!] ["OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"] Billy: Viper about threw up his breakfast on that one! VVV to his feet and Eric with the leap and spinwheel crescent kick BLOCKED- Mid Air Second Leg shot connects knocking Viper off his wingtips! Deaton wasting No time as he takes Viper up and locks the head and arm- turns to face the center and EXPLODER SUPLEX SENDS VIPER INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! VVV crashes against the corner as Deaton charges across the ring- kicks off the opposite buckles and comes racing back with a running FOREARM shot that nearly takes Viper's head off. Eric Deaton with the wristlock, pulls Viper out and runs up the buckles to jump off- land on Viper's shoulders and flip OVER the side, Headscissors STUNGUN on the King of Snakes! Vile doesn't know WHAT year he is in! Jack: Deaton to the top rope yet again but Viper rolling out to the floor! Vile Vince Viper trying to kill Deaton's momentum to clear what passes as a functioning brain- Eric drops to STAND on the top cable and springboards into the air, lands on the mat and SLINGSHOT SPACE FLYING TIGER DROP TAKES VVV TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!!!!!! [CROWD ROARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Billy: The MOVESET on this kid Deaton is scary!! Vile Vince Viper down and the mini-men roaring at him to get up- Eric Deaton KIPS up on the floor and yells at Viper to fight! Jack: The winner of this best of seven series to become the number one contender to Lightning Jake McCarey's Universal Title! Jake atop the SCW pyramid and if whichever one of these guys survives this best of seven will definitely deserve to challenge for the number one prize in our game. Deaton inside the ring and charging the ropes- VVV to his feet on the floor as Eric BASEBALL SLIDES THROUGH THE ROPES- HEADSCISSORS ON VILE AND TOSSES THE MAN ACROSS THE FLOOR!!!!! WHATTA MOVE! Viper thrown head over heels as Eric Deaton climbs to his feet and leaps to the apron, climbing up top as the minis help Viper to his feet- DEATON WITH THE QUEBRADA AND VIPER YANKS THE MIDGETS IN FRONT OF HIM! [MONSTER HEEL POP] Billy: Deaton about killed two of the little Vipers as VVV backs up and sweating profusely- rips off his black vest and shirt, Viper is BUILT! And covered in grotesque scars but that's another DVD from the vault- Eric Deaton up and discombobulated and VVV charging- SATAN'S STRUT ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!!! [CROWD SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Jack: Eric took the running eye/throat gouge and he's on the concrete in agony! He can't see OR breathe and VVV taking the man up- throws him inside the ring!! Vile Vince Viper wants to pin Eric Deaton atop the HCW logo and now he's taking a time to gather his wits. stumbling after that vicious offense by Eric Deaton earlier and now re-entering the fray to take out the Tomorrow Man once and for all. Viper inside and drops the double axe to the face! VVV up and kneedrop across the throat! VVV back up and clubbing fistdrop to the stomach as Eric wheezes and coughs, Vile dragging Eric Deaton up and takes the head and arm- snap spinning DEATH DROP and Vile has the leg- scrambles over for the cover!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [FANS BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Jack: DEATON KICKS OUT AT TWO!! Vile Vince Viper dragging him up and rakes his eyes like crazy! Eric staggering and howling as he turns around- Viper SCRAPES his back with sharp fingernails! Deaton turns with the wild haymaker and VVV stomps his foot and NAILS the European Uppercut!! Clawhold to the stomach and Deaton with the wrist, twisting Viper up in the top wristlock and VVV steps under, taking Deaton over in the armwringer and shoulderblocks the bicep- now with two clawholds of hair- HEADBREAKER as he slams Deaton down on his back! Billy: Vile Vince Viper dragging Deaton up and BODYSLAM TOSS!! Threw the man six feet across the ring- now with the legs- locks them under his arms and flicking his tongue, starts an airplane spin! The crowd cheers as VVV spins around and falling to his back CATAPULTS DEATON WILDLY and the man goes soaring over the top rope!!!!! Eric Deaton eats the floor in wicked fashion as Vile Vince Viper has regained the upper hand!! Spreading his arms and calling for it- the midgets racing around the corner and it's a group Mini stomping on Eric Deaton!!! [CROWD CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Jack: The Mini-Vipers getting a huge face pop from this capacity crowd here in Raleigh as they show Deaton what thuggin' and buggin' is ALL about! Billy: Tell me you didn't just say that. Jack: Deaton up and pulling away from the minis, disgusted and shocked to see them kicking his ass! Eric up- and embarrassed as the audience laughs at him! Deaton can't understand what hell he's woken up in but VVV starting an HCW chant yet again! [Eric shakes his head and stomps his feet, barking at the Minis as they run away screaming. Deaton looks at Viper with hate in his eyes- as VVV motions for him to bring it on- and Eric raises a hand to the back- and rolling inside he goes for the lockup and goes for a blatant lowblow! Viper catches the leg as Eric shoves him to the mat- and stands right over VVV as the King of Snakes raises the clawhold right to the groin!!!!!!] [MONSTER POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Jack: VVV has Deaton in the gonads! Eric Deaton hollering at the back- WHAT THE FUCK?! [A FLEET of Police Agents, Sheriff's Deputies and Federal Agents rush out of the back like lemmings pouring down the aisle! The audience screams and backs away from the huge display of authority as the Agents and Cops rush the ring! The fans are going nuts as the Police swarm the ring and more continue to pour out of the back! VVV is stunned as the cops take him down to the mat and start beating him into the canvas!] [MASSIVE HEEL POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!\ !!!!!!!!!!] Billy: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!! THERE MUST BE SIXTY SHERIFF'S DEPUTIES AND POLICEMEN OUT HERE!!!!!!! Jack: VILE VINCE VIPER IS BEING STOMPED AND BEATEN TO THE MATS, AND ERIC DEATON- LAUGHING?!!! VIPER BEING HANDCUFFED!!! Billy: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!! I REPEAT!! VILE VINCE VIPER BEING ARRESTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND DRAGGED TO THE FLOOR!!! Jack: The Referee is SHOCKED! Janet Washington doesn't know WHAT to do as she's seeing Viper being arrested and gangwalked out of here by the boys in Blue, Black and Green!! Whatever Viper did- is it worth THIS?! Viper kicking and screaming in shock as Eric Deaton is -he's laughing like mad inside the ring and it's clear the Tomorrow Man is behind this unbelievably _crazy_ turn of events!! [Eric Deaton calls for the microphone as the Authorities drag VVV through the curtains. Deaton is laughing so hard tears are coming from his eyes as the stunned and buzzing crowd roar to each other about what they just saw. Deaton points to the Referee as he laughs like a hyena!] Eric: REF, COUNT THAT MAN OUT!! HE AIN'T COMING BACK! VILE VINCE VIPER- IF THERE'S ONE THING SOCIETY CANNOT TOLERATE -IT'S MOLESTATION!!! YOU MOLESTER, YOU MOLESTED ME RIGHT HERE LIKE YOU DID EARLIER AND CRIME DOES NOT PAY!! HAVE FUN IN JAIL BABY, THE FIRST MATCH OF OUR SERIES SEES ME OVER YOU, "ONE" TO - - - NOTHING!!!!!! YOU ARE YESTERDAY OLD MAN- AND FUTURE IS TOMORROW!!!!!! LADIES AND IDIOTS- I AM YOUR NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!!!!!!! [MONSTER HEEL POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!\ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Jack: Janet calling for the bell! She HAS to give this fight to Eric Deaton! He- He accused Vile Vince Viper of MOLESTING him?! My head is about to explode! I can't believe this sick son of a bitch Eric Deaton has accused Viper of molestation and had this Shootfire ICON dragged from the ring in handcuffs like some common criminal! The Police- the Sheriff's Deputies, the Federal Agents swarming this arena to take Vile Vince Viper out of here in chains! Billy: I can't believe what we just saw- it went from insane to pure -I don't know WHAT the word is for what we just saw. Eric Deaton trying to impress Lightning, he impressed me with the depths of his stark raving lunacy, that's for sure! Eric Deaton the winner of the first of their best of seven- he may have won them all if Viper can't fight this charge! One look at this man and a judge would toss VVV in the asylum for good!! Viper is a walking case for the insanity defense he may as well be wearing a straightjacket under that snakeskin vest! How is he gonna fight this?! Eric Deaton may have taken VVV out for GOOD!! Jack: I am astonished. I am freaking astonished by what we've just seen. Fans. you saw it. We- we'll be right back! [Deaton falls to the mat laughing his ass off as the fans begin to toss garbage!] ____________________________________________________________________________ __ [Fade into the Offices of Ethan War, the new head of Lost Horizons Incorporated. Rubbing his hands, the thick musclebound monster paces in glee as he nods to Jack Macmillian, the Enforcer sitting on his desk. Watching the monitor, Ethan throws back his head and laughs like a madman] Ethan: DID YOU SEE THAT JACK?! That was GREAT!! Vile Vince Viper arrested in front of my crowd and audience- Eric Deaton may be okay in my book!! I mean I'll probably still crush him but that kid shows promise! The more SCW mainstays we can get rid of Jack, the better! And I was afraid I'd have to take Triple V out myself, but no more. Damn I'm having a good day! Nothing can make this day go bad, I come back, I run things the way they should be and put the fear of WAR into each and every one of these Shootfire ingrates! Do you feel that Jack? DO you feel the tide turning in our favor? I HATE THESE PEOPLE!! AND FINALLY, WE HAVE OUR REVENGE ON THIS DAMN FEDERATION! Jack: And soon enough when Lawrence, or Prophet win that IGA Belt we'll own the Whole Freakin' World Combat Alliance. Ethan: Ha ha ha, it's just all too good to believe. You see that Jack? Karma. We paid our debt and now it's nothing but sunshine and clear skies ahead!! [Suddenly, a violent crash of a door can be heard slamming into a wall. A deep, baritone voice can be heard] V: Guess who... [And the camera quickly pans over, and standing there is a bald man, about 6'5 wearing a black leather jacket and a pair of tattered blue jean shorts and wrestling boots. He stands there looking at both War and Jack, chuckling to himself. He speaks] [CROWD ROARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Man: You boys sound a little scared. War: Uh, no, we're not scared, Havoc. Jack: No, Havoc, you see, we aren't scared, we just hate you, and we HATE you with a distinctive freakin' passion. [Havoc grabs his stomach and starts to laugh] Havoc: Oh man, you guys are great. [He starts nodding] Havoc: Yes, yes, hate me with a passion, right, right. Ya know, unlike some other people I used to run around here with, I was never one to kiss the asses of the people runnin' the circus. I left that to the boys who felt it was worth a shit. Me, I never cared 'bout it. All I wanted to do is go out there, crush some damn skulls, and collect a pay check, and tonight, that's all I'm here to do. [Jack steps up to Havoc. The smaller Jack tilts his head back in order to look Havoc in the eyes] Jack: Havoc Havoc Havoc. You know, HAV, the only reason you're here is because you've got an ironclad contract that says you're untouchable. You can come and go as you please. We're aware of this, and believe me when I say this, if it were up to us, you would never, EVER be allowed to walk into a Shootfire event as long as we're in charge. Your buddy Balsley was able to coax Black into re-signing your contract, and even your buddy Waldrop's. But rest assured, we've got our best men cracking the case you'll be as good as gone in due time. [Jack starts to poke at Havoc's jacket] Jack: You'd better believe it ya overgrown punk! [Havoc looks down at the finger poking his jacket in astonishment. He then slowly looks up at Jack, who has realized the grave error he has just made. Havoc quickly takes his right hand and clamps it around the throat of Jack Macmillian and violently throws him up against the wall!] [CROWD ROARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Havoc: Alright you piece of shit, listen up. Tonight, I'm here on business. I'm taking the spot of a friend who was unable to make it tonight, and on the first night of Shootfire's return, I want things to go as good as possible. I'm not here to line your pockets. I'm not here for the long term. I'm retired. I'm done. I'm finished. I'm here to help out a friend, not to help you or your little buddy over there. You got me? [Macmillian starts to squirm a bit, gasping for air] JM: Ye-- Havoc: What?! [Havoc tightens his grip.] JM: Ye--YES!--I get you. [Havoc chuckles.] Havoc: Good. [He drops Macmillian to the floor as Ethan comes in close to see if Havoc wants to try him] Havoc: And as for you, Ethan, just make sure you don't do anything stupid like good ol' Jacky-Boy did just now. I would hate to see you go back to prison and lose that little Lost Horizons show you got goin for ya, ruining it by BREAKING your PROBATION for all THIS- [He points to the office] Havoc: You pretentious little fuck. [He smiles] Havoc: Good day, gentlemen. I look forward to an exciting show. [He laughs as he exits, closing the door oh so quietly. War shrieks!] War: Goddamnit!! [He flips some papers in the air, causing them to go all over the place] ____________________________________________________________________________ __ [Fade backstage as the newest addition to the Shootfire Team, legendary announcer Toxic Shock is standing by in an SCW Bomber Jacket and dress shirt, a new crewcut combed straight up to give him that razor's edge look. Needless to say, the fans are amped and their loud cheering can be heard in the background as Toxic hurries towards the backlot to catch a prematch interview with one of the world division's upcoming superstars. Running down the hallway, he skids to a halt as the Motor City Madman is standing on the black carpet, waiting for his cue to make his entrance] Toxic Shock: M-C-M! I am so glad to see you here in Shootfire Championship Wrestling. I am sure you will make a new legion of Motorheads here in SCW. How is it though you happened to come to this great federation? The backstage buzz is that fellow Detroit City native Gregory Brians actually scouted and helped us sign you. M-C-M: Yeah, me and ol' Greg used to run hard back in our early days. We were training together and dreaming of the big time! We parted ways after he got scouted by some big feds, but I went on payin' my dues in the small time. Now, thanks to him, I'm here in IGA. Toxic: Fascinating, and now the big main event, a wildcard match featuring yourself teaming with the Cruiserweight Icon AsH and one of the first ever World Champions here- Havoc! Your team is probably one of the most talented formations to exist in Conquest history and tonight you three will face the amazing combined talent of Andrew Davis, Jean Paul Valley and Psicopa! Level with us man, there Have to be butterflies in your stomach before that bell rings to start tonight's crazy main event. M-C-M: I can't say that I don't hold some fear about being in the ring with such accomplished wrestlers, but when the bell rings, it's the same situation. I'm out there to make a few fans and show what I have to deliver. The other guys don't know me. I don't know them, but we're all after the 1-2-3, just the same. Toxic: We saw what happened with Andrew Davis and Jean Paul Valley- Davis questioning JPV's right to call himself the SCW World Champion and they about destroyed the ring in that Eric's Hour segment but must team together to face your team. And to top it all off AsH and Havoc capped off a bloody respect feud last year at Shootfire Icons. Any caution about stepping into the ring alongside your tag team partners who must coexist or they could ruin your chances at a sterling debut. And your opinion on the chances Davis, Psi and Valley have against you guys if you are functioning as a cohesive unit? [Suddenly Sebastian Reich walks into the frame, the german shootfighter clad in a beige suit and shiny jewelery, his bronze face and blue eyes cold as he raises a calloused hand to interrupt M-C-M and Toxic Shock] Reich: Excuse me. Not meaning to rain on your parade, but velcome to SCW, Motor City Madman. I have a message from the new owner as you all will know, Ethan War. He says later on tonight you will be flying to Huntsville, Alabama to compete in the IGA's television show Combat Zone. The first round matches for the IGA World Title. Vell you must understand this one thing. Mr. War never gave you explicit endorsement to capture that belt for SCW... but would not be aversed to seeing you become the IGA World Champion either. That being said of course you must defeat Big Smoothy or comprehend the simple fact that Mr. War and SCW have no time for losers. Life in Shootfire will be much much easier for you on the Good Side of Ethan War. Think very hard before you do somethink too crazy here tonight and ruin what chances you may have of reaching round number two. Good Luck. [Reich walks off in full arrogance mode as Toxic blinks and turns back to M-C-M] Toxic: Reich all but ordering you to tone it down so you are at 100 percent for your match later on at Combat Zone! You aren't a soldier of the War Machine like Dark Prophet or Thomas Lawrence, you signed to compete for the IGA World Title before the ink was even dry on your SCW contract! What are you gonna do now -does this change your plans for the main event? [Madman runs a hand over his face, as he angrily watches the big German walk away and the scene cuts to back to ringside] ____________________________________________________________________________ ___ [Scott McBane is resuming his chair at the broadcast booth, a fresh martini in hand as he smiles at Jack like he's drinking wine from the Grail itself] Jack: MCM being told to not be crazy out there in his Shootfire debut! Motor City Madman here to make an impact and Sebastian Reich telling him War wants to make sure MCM has a shot at taking the IGA World Title instead! If I was Motor City Madman I wouldn't know WHAT to think as our Administration is clearly overdoing their authorit- WHAT? What's so funny Scott? Scott: Did you HEAR what Havoc just said? Ethan War- he's on probation man! Jack: He IS? War -Havoc DID say that! War was only in jail for a year after all. Scott: Uh, Yeah, and that means what Havoc said was true! Ethan War is on probation and that little secret may be very helpful to the SCW! ________________________________________________________________________ ASH, HAVOC & MOTOR CITY MADMAN vs JEAN PAUL VALLEY, ANDREW DAVIS & PSICOPA WORLD DIVISION SIX MAN TAG ________________________________________________________________________ [The low bass line of the song begins to play before getting heavier and slowing down again as the voice of Aaron Lewis breaks over the PA system. The lights dim and several spotlights streak through the arena and join in a circle at the top of the rampway.] "I try to breathe Memories overtaking me I try to face them but The thought is too much to conceive" Steve Stone: Coming down the aisle...weighing in at 239lbs, hailing from Baton Rogue, La...this is JEAN PAUL VALLEY! [The reaction couldn't be described in words as JPV stepped out into the spotlight from behind the curtains. His trademark red sequined robe wrapped around him as he lets his arms hang at his side. He looks up at the ceiling for a moment and then starts to look around the arena that has risen to their feet. Valley's face is unshaven and covered in stubble looking as if he hasn't slept in nights] "I only know that I can change Everything else just stays the same So now I step out of the darkness that my life became 'cause" [Valley raises his hand to the side of his face and moves his fingers down across his chin as he starts the long walk to the ring. Taking his time and in no rush, occasionally he reaches out and slaps the outstretched hand of a nearby fan. 3 spotlights move in front of him and spell out 'JPV' on the aisleway. He stops at the end of the aisleway and climbs the stairs with a completely focus look on his face] "I just needed someone to talk to You were just to busy with yourself You were never there for me To express how I felt I just stuffed it down Now I'm older and I feel like I could let some of this anger fade But it seems the surface I am scratching Is the bed that I have made" [Entering the ring, The Cajun Assassin shakes his shoulders letting the robe fall back down into his hands, revealing the SHOOTFIRE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! The audience roars in shocked surprise as JPV grins, tossing his robeto the ringside attendant before leaning down and pulling his golden knee pads up and adjusts them. The back of his read tights has JPV written in gold lettering, Valley makes his way around the ring as he unstraps the belt and holds it high over his head!] Jack: JEAN PAUL VALLEY HAS THE WORLD TITLE IN HIS HAND!! IS VALLEY THE CHAMPION?! Scott: JPV WITH THE BELT?! He's got the strap and he's pointing to himself- we can't TALK about Legacy but this picture speaks volumes!!! [MASSIVE FACE POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] [J P V!! J P V!!! J P V!!!!! J P V!!!!! J P V!!!!!!!! J P V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Jack: Jean Paul Valley is holding the World Title and out comes Andrew Davis- his own Tag Partner for tonight who rushes the ring without his entrance! Davis angry and goes for the belt but Valley yanks it away and shoves Andrew off! Andrew Davis shoving Valley and telling him he's not the World Champion- Andrew disputing Valley's possession as the Cajun Assassin looks ready to punch his lights out! Referee Angela Brians inside the ring, between these two superstars as ASH races down to the ring forgoing HIS entrance to break this up and support Valley- I wish I could talk about Legacy but fans I cannot do that! Scott: If you didn't see it- and I didn't -I have no idea who the Champion is! JPV with the belt and AsH arguing with Davis- was AsH even ON the roster during the Pay Per View? Can I ask THAT? A controversy erupting as Davis is calling Valley every name in the book as JPV yelling back with AsH and Angela in the middle- Psicopa coming down to the ring, the masked marvel unsure about what to do and what's going on as this fight hasn't even started yet! AsH yelling at Davis- Davis yelling back in AsH's face, making a motion for the strap himself- Jack: There must be a reason Andrew quit the business to film his movie "One Million Dollars" and apparently this may be it! Motor City Madman now coming to the ring without HIS entrance, confused himself as to this erupting controversy and now Havoc stepping out of the back, a look of uncaring apathy on his face as he slaps hands with the fans, on his triumphant way to the ring. Havoc rolling inside and reminding everyone in there that they are here to compete- and Andrew yells in HAVOC's FACE! [CROWD POPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Scott: HAVOC NAILED DAVIS!!! Jack: Davis backing down- holding his mouth and looking up in surprise as JPV chuckles, not letting go of the World Title as he heads to the ropes. Stepping outside as he joins Psicopa in their corner, JPV leaving Davis alone with AsH and Havoc. Motor City Madman entering the ring, unsure as to WHAT is going on but joining his partners as now Valley and Psi return to the center of the ring, backing up Andrew after all. Folks, I am not allowed to explain anything as to what we just saw. I wish I could, I really do but the who the Real World Champion, what is going- on- will have to be answered another night! Scott: And tell me about it cats because Tonight the main event of the minute is AsH and Havoc, Motor City Madman taking on Psicopa, Andrew Davis and the World Champion Jean Paul Valley. Crack your backs and start the party as it's a wildcard matchup for two thousand three. [All six men stare at each other, pointing and taunting as the bell sounds. AsH and Valley charge forwards, plowing into Davis and MCM! Andrew staggers off balance as AsH slugs him repeatedly, knocking him off the ropes. JPV takes to the air with a wraparound bulldog but MCM bends and stands up before driving Valley's head into the bottom rope with a sidewalk slam] Jack: AsH with the whip across the ring, charging but Andrew leaps right over his shoulder!! Headscissors catch on the head and twisting handstand takeover! AsH manages a roll off a shoulder to hit the ropes and come racing back into a spinwheel crescent kick from the self-proclaimed Lightweight Legend. Scott: Psicopa just watching the chaos around him, and heads across the ring to climb the buckles. all the way up and pose for the crowd! [CROWD ROARS] Scott: Now you see, Why you do that is beyond me. But Psicopa apparently famous for his exploits in Canada and around North America already is getting a warm reception. He's been in Shootfire before I'm told, and now turning around, getting ready to enter this match via the sky. Alright. Jack: Havoc stepping to the outside in superior calm, not phased at all by the ensuing carnage in the ring. He'd been in more violence then most of these wrestlers have seen combined. Watching to see where everyone is- facing the crowd, Psicopa ducks down low and takes flight across the ring!!! SPACE FLYING TIGER DROP goes right into MOTOR CITY MADMAN AND ASH!!! [MONSTER FACE POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Scott: How did he KNOW how to time _that_ one? Psicopa up and JPV and Davis taking up their opponents and clocking them hardway across the head. Andrew with the step inside abdominal clutch on AsH, shifting the arm for the lateral choke. Jack: And Jean Paul Valley twisting Motor City Madman over before ducking down to apply THE SOUL STEALER! [MASSIVE FACE POP!!!!!!!] Scott: HAVOC inside the ring and charges- DIVING CLOTHESLINE INTO JPV'S HEAD!! Valley blasted over MCM as Havoc runs and Andrew Davis catches him with a hiptoss! Havoc on his feet and rips Andrew sideways with a armdrag takeover before chopping him right in the side of his neck. Havoc throws Davis up and starts punching, boxing and brawling Andrew into the ropes. >From behind Valley flies with the leaping forearm, smashing Havoc forward before rolling him back with a sunset flip. Havoc slides to a halt and springs across the canvas to smack JPV's jaw with the butt of an elbow!! Scott: OH! Valley down as Havoc clotheslines a charging Davis right to the mat! Havoc down and latching onto Andrew's hair, RIPS him up so high the man takes flight- AND SHOVES A DROPKICK IN HAVOC'S GUTS. The veteran caught as Andrew lands with a handful of hair and legdrop down across the back of the head to send Havoc facefirst into the ring mats. Nothing fun about that one- unless you're safely at a distance that is. Jack: Andrew Davis innovational as always and stands up before AsH grabs his ears and bending forwards, snaps Davis back in the headbreaker! Andrew lands flat on his back and AsH kicks him to the floor as Valley sends Havoc running over the top rope himself! [The fans cheer as JPV and AsH turn around and stare at each other- AsH raising a hand to taunt the World Champ as Jean Paul Valley shakes his head and facetiously applauds the Cruiserweight Icon. JPV runs full speed and throws out a hooking clothesline but AsH ducks underneath and comes up with a waistlock, to full nelson to stepover trip slam driving Valley right down on his right arm] Scott: JPV up and AsH with the right arm, lifting Valley and locking the elbow, drops the man down on his own extended fist, and savate kicks JPV across the chest, before charging across the ring to spring to the top rope! Flipping back quebrada as AsH's upside down body takes Valley off his feet and it's AsH with the first pin attempt of the night. 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jack: JPV out with the arm up and AsH wastes no time in standing him up and snapmares him over. AsH throws a chokehold on and standing Valley up, spins around the arm to catch the head and DDT spikes the Champ. JPV to his knees as AsH goes for the head. Valley lunges underneath catching a fireman's carry and hooking the head delivers a Death Valley Bomb while on his knees!!! Scott: AsH rolling around with head held inflamed and Valley drags him to his feet. Pointing to the fans, he suplexes the man straight up in the air and hits the falling brainbuster! Dragging him around, hooks the right wrist and spinning Neckbreaker. Valley kips up holding the head secure, and DROPS the Hangman's to complete the tres! [FANS CHEERING] Jack: JPV up and tags in Psicopa! The fans cheering as he leaps over the top rope and adjusting his mask, makes his way towards the downed AsH with catlike reflexes. Or monkeylike anyhow. Psi sneaking up on AsH- and dropping the elbow to the sternum! AsH sits up and Psi kicks him down, now twisting into a moonsault splash, but he locks in the side headlock! Scott: ASH with the headscissors clamp on Psi! Dragging him down but PSICOPA Kips Up and Out! AsH kicks his legs out and goes for the lateral press- Psi muscles him right over onto _his_ back. Pulls his head up and punches AsH right across the kisser! AsH knocked loopy as Psicopa steps up into a standing headscissors and twists his body sideways, about ripping the head from its neck!!! Jack: OH!! AsH down and Psicopa hauls him up- Michinoku Drive- ASH off his back! Rear waistlock to full nelson to reverse armdrag takeover but Psi rolling through to armdrag AsH over and lands with a forearm in the Icon's throat! AsH hurting for sure as Psi stands him and JAMS the backbreaker and goes to leap up onto the top turnbuckle. Scott: Psi is in the air already and hits the 450 DEGREE SPIN!!! FIREBIRD SPLASH AND ASH IS FLATTENED!! 1!!!!! 2!!!!! Jack: ASH KICKS OUT!! [MONSTER FACE POP] Scott: Havoc obviously annoyed and disappointed as MCM is pacing anxiously on their apron, tag ropes in hand as AsH tries to crawl the miles it takes to get out of this heat. Psicopa opening his arms to the fans, a huge pop for the masked wonder- Psi now dragging AsH up and tossing him across the top ropes! Psicopa climbing up and lifting his younger foe up with the Crucifix- JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!! Jack: SPLASH MOUNTAIN INTO A LYGER BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [CROWD ROARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Scott: THE COVER!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MONSTER POP!] Jack: HAVOC STOMPS PSI IN THE FACE!! The fans booing as Havoc saved AsH?! Havoc dragging Psicopa up and Headbutts him directly in the face! Wheeling toss and Psicopa goes flailing off kilter, Havoc charges and plows him over from behind. Psi down and rolls out of the ring! Scott: Havoc charges the opposition and CLOCKS Valley across the face! JPV to the floor as Havoc spins with the fist to Andrew Davis but Davis leaning back from the apron, snaps back at Havoc with a leaping blockbuster right over the ropes!!! Jack: Havoc out of sorts for the time being as Andrew runs across the ring to hit the ropes and MOTOR CITY MADMAN catches him! Just pulls Davis out of the ring and over his head with a GORILLA PRESS ON THE APRON!!!! [CROWD ROARING] Scott: Davis flipping forward to take MCM off the rope via the wrist- but Motor City Madman hangs on to the second cable and drops down on his own reserve! Both landing feet first on the concrete, and Andrew cracking MCM as hard as he can- bangs his head right off the steel ringpost! Jack: MCM not even phased?!!! PICK UP AND BASHES DAVIS INTO THE RAILING!!!!! [MONSTER FACE POP] Scott: This dude is tha MAN! MCM with a little bit of showmanship there- and inside the ring Havoc misses the haymaker as Psicopa charges the ropes, comes running back to fly at Havoc's head, grabs on hard and spins sideways to take Havoc off his feet and TORNADO FACEJAMMER PUTS THE FORMER WORLD CHAMP DOWWWN!!! Jack: Psi staggering back and tags in Jean Paul Valley!! JPV leaping to the top rope himself! Crouching down low as Havoc somehow makes it up and steps wildly, twisting to see the corners and continuing his step as he stares at Valley! JPV OFF THE TOP ROPE AND AXE KICK NAILS THE VETERAN HARD! MY GOD MAN ASH OUTTA NOWHERE!! OFF THE TOP AND FLYING SKYTWISTER PRESS COLLIDING WITH VALLEY!! ASH HAS TAKEN HIM DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scott: VALLEY throws a foot on the nearest ropes! That was amazing- Havoc actually set JPV up by taking that tremendous axe kick straight on. He knew Valley never saw AsH! And AsH being the legal man now has the upper hand for his team. Jack: Credit the fact these guys almost NEVER miss and you can have quite a matchup. Motor City Madman on the apron and yelling for a tag, and AsH pointing at him- the crowd pops and AsH tags out to the Motor City Madman. [The Crowd cheers as MCM steps inside and flexes his muscles. Roaring a bit, he fixes a smile on his face as he charges JPV and hits a jumping shouldertackle to the rising Champion. Valley goes back down as MCM bends down to grab the right arm, takes him up and with one motion right over his back to drop Valley in a shoulderbreaker] Scott: MCM not done yet! Pulls JPV back upwards and THROWS Him across the RING with a POWERBOMB!!! Motor City Madman charging and HITS A FLYING SENTON BOMB!!!!! [CROWD CHEERS] Jack: MCM hauling Valley up- Side Swing and BODYSLAM! Pulling him up once again, Valley shoves free and swings the fist! BLOCKED! MCM slams a kneelift into Valley's head and twisting JPV upside round over RIPS HIM INTO THE AIR FOR THE _REVERSE_ SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!! Scott: JPV cringing in pain beyond experience as the wind was just sucked from him. Fighting to his feet- Valley reaches for the tag and Andrew Davis damn near falls in the ring getting himself involved in this match. Davis stepping to the center of the ring- halting the pace of this match as he addresses MCM for the very first time. [The fans quiet as Andrew looks Motor City Madman up and down.. Clearly unimpressed. Raising a fist, he tells the man a few choice words before grinning and dancing to the side, stepping around Motor City Madman as he turns to the crowd and does the world recognized motion of wanting the World Championship. The fans groan and boo as Davis yells at them before turning around to see Motor City Madman breathing down his neck] Scott: Davis annoyed and pokes MCM in the chest to get him to move back- and the Madman throws a punch! Clocking Andrew like a hammer as Davis goes way off balance! MCM with his shoulders and Andrew falls to the side and CLIPS MCM in the back of his knee! Davis with the leg and crunches it back, now taking his opponent onto his stomach. Jack: Andrew with the leg locked under his arm as he's on MCM's back, now sitting up to try a half crab but the legs of the Madman just too powerful. Still, with his enemy trapped, Andrew Davis reaches over and starts slapping MCM in the back of his head! [MONSTER HEEL POP] Scott: Motor City Madman furious, and he grabs the mat- and SLAMS his foot free!! Pushing up to stand, he grabs Davis by his arm and THROWS HIM OVER THE SIDE!! ANDREW LANDS, RIGHT ON THE FLOOR!!! Holding his guts as he bounces up to a running stand- MCM sliding right to the ground and grabbing the man's pants and arm- LAUNCHES HIM RIGHT INTO THE POLE!!!! Jack: The SOUND of Davis going smack into that post is bad enough- seeing it is insane! Andrew stumbling back and MCM picks him up- and tosses him OVER THE TOP ROPE- right BACK into the ring!!! [FANS CHEER!!!!!!!!!!!] Scott: Havoc taking notice and AsH applauding as loud as he can, Havoc calling for Motor City Madman to tag him in. MCM scans the crowd and now heading for his corner, tags out to Havoc. Havoc inside and waiting- Davis getting to his feet and HAVOC RUNS HIM OVER THE MAFIA KICK! Jack: Davis Downed and Havoc with the double underhook cinched in- Jean Paul Valley yelling to Davis at the top of his lungs!! Andrew sensing the end drops and BLATANT LOWBLOW to escape the HAVOC BOMB! [CROWD BOOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Scott: Jean Paul Valley warned Andrew Davis!! Davis SNAPS a jawbreaker on the stunned Havoc and Davis up- lunges at his corner but Havoc dives and grabs his leg! Rips the man backwards before ducking and pulling him across his back- turns and WHIP FALCON ARROW plants Andrew in the center of the ring!!!! 1!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3-NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Andrew Davis Kicks Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jack: How the heck did he DO that?! Andrew somehow gets the shoulder up and Havoc with the face- thumbs in the eyes of Davis and pulling his face apart- Andrew clawing at the merciless Havoc and instead- jabs his fingers in between the former world champ's ribs. Havoc letting go and Davis grabs his mouth and yanks the man's face down right into his left fist!! SICK!!! Scott: Havoc off Davis and Andrew rolls backwards- reaches out a hand- to Psi or JPV- and changes his mind! What the hell is he doing?! Why won't he- he's just resting now and believe me fans, he must think he is doing just fine. This wannabe veteran believes he can take Havoc out and win this match in the condition he's in, right here, right now! Jack: And won't even allow his partners the chance to get involved. Davis straightening up and charges Havoc with newfound speed- Havoc falls and Andrew forced to leap him as AsH yanks the top ropes down! Davis skids to a halt and stops- MCM leans over the side punching Andrew sideways!!! [CROWD POPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Scott: Andrew rights himself and Havoc charging with the dive for the legs! Davis leapfrogging Havoc who catches himself against the buckles! Shoving back to SIDESTEP a Davis Superkick! Catches the leg and head- clamps his hands and HEAD AND LEG OVER THE HEAD SUPLEX!!!!!! Jack: Havoc with the Double Underhook! The fans roaring as he pulls Davis up and DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE HAVOC BOMB!!!!! [MONSTER FACE POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Scott: The Referee beginning a count! 1!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3-JPV DROPKICKS HAVOC IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!!!!! Scott: AND PSICOPA NAILED THE BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE SPINE!!!! Neither one wanting to lose despite their combined hatred for Andrew Davis! Valley pulling Havoc up and side gutwrench to BACKBREAKER- Psicopa with the front flip Legdrop down across the exposed neck Guillotine Style. Havoc down as JPV grabs the legs and falling CATAPULT drapes Havoc throatfirst across the top rope- Psicopa off the ropes, leapfrog of his own over the back bridging JPV- and LANDS ON HAVOC'S BACK!!! Jack: WHATTA MANEUVER! Havoc down and coughing, back in shatters as Psicopa tags in to JPV! Psi stepping in the ring and the man in the green frilled mask revving up the audience, as Havoc rises and instead -turns and heads for his corner! Havoc tagging out to the Motor City Madman as MCM says something to Havoc and enters the ring to test Psicopa out. Psi nodding and both lunge for the collar and elbow, lockup and MCM THROWS PSI TO THE MAT! The fans cheer as Motor City Madman takes his mask and yanks him up before firing the lariat to knock him right back down again. Havoc to the floor and searching under the ring- Psi just being overpowered by the Detroit City Native. Scott: AsH out and helping him now as Motor City Madman tosses Psicopa to the corner with full force and starts ramming him with shoulderblocks!! MCM much bigger and thicker then the skyweight as he just uses his own body to smash the masked man against the turnbuckles. AsH and Havoc- setting up a table underneath the top rope!!! [CROWD CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Jack: Motor City Madman dragging Psicopa up top with him as he climbs the buckles to sit on the top rope- hauling Psi across his shoulders! Balancing solid and focused as he steps up to stand on the top rope! GORILLA PRESSING PSICOPA INTO THE AIR!!!! Motor City Madman: "SPEAK TO ME, MY MOTORHEADS!!!!!!!!!" [FANS CHEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Billy: DEAR LORD- MCM DROPS PSI AND PUMPHANDLE SLAMS THE MAN DOWN THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [CROWD SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] ["S C W!!! S C W!!!!! S C W!!!!!! S C W!!!!!!!!!! S C W!!!!!!!!] Jack: THE TABLE IN PIECES AND SO ARE THE BODIES OF THE MOTOR CITY MADMAN AND PSICOPA!!!!!! [S C W!!! S C W!!!!!!! S C W!!!!!!!! S C W!!!!!!!!! S C W!!!!!!] Billy: The Assembly Line was the maneuver that MCM dedicated to his father's memory, he told the fans he'd do it and both Psi AND MCM may NEVER be the same!!! Havoc impressed- even Havoc impressed by the sheer craziness of his tag team partner and Referee Angela Brians down at ringside with the count on the concrete floor!! Jack: Andrew Davis dropping down to the floor and Jean Paul Valley looking worried, heading to help his partner but ANDREW going for the WORLD TITLE!! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! Jack: ANDREW DAVIS NAILS JPV IN THE SKULL WITH THE WORLD TITLE BELT!!!!!!!! [CROWD ROARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!\ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!\ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MASSIVE FACE POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!\ !!!!!!!!!!!!!] Stone: AND YOUR WINNERS- MOTOR CITY MADMAN, ASH AND HAVOC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MEGA MONSTER FACE POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!\ !!] Jack: AsH at ringside and rips the belt away from Davis! Andrew retreating, yelling at Valley as he dances past Psi and MCM's near corpses- Andrew Davis attacking his own tag team partner rather then break up a three count, Havoc in the ring and applauding the carnage at ringside as JPV is face down on the floor. AsH helping his best friend to his feet but it's clear that Valley is nearly out of it. I cannot believe we just saw an "Assembly Line" off the top rope, through a table. Motor City Madman defining the word crazy as he has made some "Motorheads" tonight for sure! Folks, we have seen it all here tonight and credit everyone with hard work and incredible wrestling action! Thank you so much for inviting us into your homes, it has been Our pleasure! Scott: Shootfire is alive and well! Jack: Yes indeed! For Scott McBane, Billy Apollo, Dan Heller and Toxic Shock, I am Jack Sharp saying so long and have a goodnight! We'll see you next time!!!!!! [Fade out on Havoc standing in the center of the ring atop the SCW logo, applauding the Motor City Madman And Psicopa as AsH helps Valley to his feet. Andrew Davis stands on stage and motions to the crowd for the World Title belt around His waist- flipping the audience off before taking a shower of paper plates and Styrofoam beer cups. Valley weakly raises the Shootfire World Championship as the audience cheers their heroes around him] ____________________________________________________________________________ _
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