Re: You know you're a noob if.....

> You know you're a noob if you fill your hopper, then set your gun on a table

Heh.  Seen this all too often at places that have a soda machine.

> > You know your a noobie if you wear cammo on an airball field.

Most definately.  Heh.  OTOH, if it's a night game in heavy woods...

> > You know your a noobie if you ask someone where they got their co2
> > tank

Not necessarily.  I'm always looking for a good price or store near
me.

> > You know your a noobie if your gun is worth less than $100

Nope.  One of the most dangerous persons I ever played aginst
had a simple old-school Sheridan pump pistol modified to accept
a small hopper and autofire when cocked.  I'd say pumps are an
exception to this rule.  ~$99 used to buy you one of the best beginner's
pumps out there.  Now they are more plastic, but an old model is
still easy to find on Ebay.

It's like that comic where the newbie looks identical to the
veteran player ;)  You never know - but that well worn backup
is often a sure sign.

> > You know your a noobie if you wear a sockhat

Heh.  True.

> > You know your a noobie if you pick paint up off the ground

Dunno.  I once ran out and just to spite the newbie with his paint
hose decided to load in a few shots of his own paint into my Phantom.

*pokpokpokpokpokpok*(much trashtalk about how he knew I was out of paint
and it was only a matter of time)

Eh... screw this. Load.  *click-clak... bap!*

> > You know your a noobie if u run into trees

Heh.

> > You know your a noobie if you start the game with your barrel condom
> > still on!

What's a barrel condom?(jk)