You know you're a noob if.....

(This was cut and pasted from another forum..showed some promise but
the people on that forum didn't seem that interested...thought this
group might be able to run with it a little better :)   )


SC


okay u know those jokes about rednecks,,, "YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF"
well hows about "you know your a noobie if"
please add your replys and add more to this forum

You know your a noobie if you wear cammo on an airball field.

You know your a noobie if you ask someone where they got their co2
tank

You know your a noobie if your gun is worth less than $100

You know your a noobie if you wear a sockhat

You know your a noobie if you pick paint up off the ground

You know your a noobie if u run into trees

You know your a noobie if you havnt shot anyone yet,,

(My addition....and yes...to much personal experience with this one!)

You know your a noobie if you start the game with your barrel condom
still on!