Re: The Nature of Evil

"The Gunslinger" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> I do have a question for you.....when you made the comment that there
> was nothing you liked more then the feeling of taking a crap in the
> morning. Do you plan your diet around that? You know does it feel
> better for you if its a loose movement or a tight hard one?

Loose and fast.  You really have to go, and then you sit down and it blasts
out of your ass with such force that you're afraid you might have cracked
the bowl.  When you're done, it feels like you just lost 10 pounds.

In order to accomplish this lofty goal, certain dietary concerns must be
addressed.  Often times, in order to achieve the correct consistency, one
must alternate between roughage and proteins.  The proteins are, of course,
for giving it body, eating things like cheese and steak and whatnot will
accomplish this goal nicely.  The roughage is for giving it malleability, so
that it will easily exit from your bowel in a rapid, fluid motion.  I find
that a salad before a steak does the trick nicely, but only if eaten
approximately 1.5 hours before the meal proper.

That's my regimen, anyways, feel free to share your dump regimen with us
all.

--
Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info
It's not a god complex when you're always right