Re: Surefire Tactical Light Mounts?

"Michael Hughes" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> > you type increases your IQ.
>
> Jeff, Im gonna need another one of those idiot to english translators,
mine
> just blew.
>
> I think the new models should have an auto shutoff feature once they reach
a
> critical temperature.

Well, you see, there is the natural conundrum of the idiot-to-english
translation boxes.  The only people able to effectively perform quality
control on the devices are the idiots who must speak in order to do the
testing.  Regrettably, these same idiots are the ones who see no problem
with the devices skittering across the table in abject horror of the
stupidity they have been subjected to.

Quality control is performed on a table surrounded by cardboard shipping
boxes at it's periphery.  Any device that flies directly into a box
shrinking away from the stupidity it's been subjected to is considered to
have passed QC.  Devices that melt, explode, fly too far to have been caught
by a box, or otherwise are rendered completely inoperable are promptly
placed in boxes for shipping... by the idiots, of course.

--
Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info
It's not a god complex when you're always right