I'm Going to Coax Roger Clemens Out of Retirement. It Should Be Easy!

Just wait until Roger Clemens is in retirement for two months.

He will surely miss the roar of the adoring fans, the exhilaration of
the win, and, of course, the big, fat paychecks that, right now, have
abruptly ceased. I know guys like him. He will be desperate to escape
the humdrum of retirement by getting back into the rough-and-tumble of
the "real" world.

I can help Mister Clemens. My prior posts, included below, explain,
but first...

...while I have the attention of the USENET audience... If any
interested parties are having trouble contacting me via my yahoo email
account (which is being bombarded with virus containing attachments)
due to my mailbox being full, you can try my hotmail account which has
the same I.D. of paul_m_5151. Just append the hotmail domain to this.

My prior posts:

> > I have developed a "Fountain of Youth" program which will be highly
> > advantageous to aging superstar athletes like Mark McGuire and Nolan
> > Ryan.
> > 
> > This program should easily extend the peak performance years of such
> > athletes by ten or more years.
> > 
> > Imagine what this would be worth in extra career earnings. Over 10+
> > added years of play, it would mean $100,000,000 OR MORE for such a
> > player.
> > 
> > Imagine what endorsement contracts would be worth to a superstar
> > athlete who is still a superstar athlete AT AGE 55 OR 60! Perhaps
> > $50,000,000 PER YEAR OR MORE!
> > 
> > What I would be seeking in the way of compensation for the disclosure
> > of my discovery would be an upfront payment of $2,500,000 plus housing
> > accommodations for 10 years in the primary residence of the athlete.
> > 
> > The athlete, in return, would get limited exclusive rights to the
> > program for a period of 10 years for himself and his spouse.
> > Additionally, the athlete would receive 10 years of my personal
> > assistance with the program, as well as other services to be discussed
> > later. I would also be available for travel to assist the athlete with
> > the program while he is on the road (expenses to be borne by the
> > athlete).
> > 
> > Both the athlete and I would be bound by a non-disclosure agreement, I
> > for 10 years and the athlete forever.
> > 
> > For interested parties or their representatives, my email address is
> > [EMAIL PROTECTED] where I may be contacted.
> > 
> > 
> > Paul Michael, MBA (age 52)
> 
> 
> I'd like to add that interested parties will be free to check how the
> skin on my hands and feet snaps back like a rubber band when pinched.
> They may also be interested in examining how well my facial features
> have been preserved.
> 
> Even more importantly, I'd be more than willing to have interested
> parties subject me to tests of age-related indications such as a bone
> density test.
> 
> 
> Paul Michael

> 
> I'd like to add that I have never had any kind of cosmetic surgery,
> liposuction, injections of fat, injections of botox, injections of
> collagen, chemical peels, hair plugs/transplants/grafts, nor laser
> treatments.
> 
> Paul Michael