Re: Rob Lowe Is Preternaturally Youthful. Roger Clemens Can Be, Too!

[EMAIL PROTECTED] (P.M.) wrote in message news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...

> OK, I admit it.
> 
> When I read in the _TV Guide_ that "[Rob] Lowe, 39, remains so
> handsome, unblemished and preternaturally young looking..." I had to
> resort to my dictionary to look up the word, "preternatural."
> 
> I had a feeling that "preternatural" had something to do with
> "unusual" or "extraordinary." It means "diverging from or exceeding
> the common order of nature."
> 
> Baseball great Roger Clemens can be preternaturally youthful, too. My
> prior posts, included below, announce my "Fountain of Youth" program.
> Why, Roger Clemens can break out of [planned] retirement and become
> the most distinguished baseball legend of all time by continuing
> through advanced age...
> 
> ...and while I have the attention of the USENET audience... If any
> interested parties are having trouble contacting me via my yahoo email
> account (which is being bombarded with virus containing attachments)
> due to my mailbox being full, you can try my hotmail account which has
> the same I.D. of paul_m_5151. Just append the hotmail domain to this.
> 
> My prior posts:
> 
> > > I have developed a "Fountain of Youth" program which will be highly
> > > advantageous to aging superstar athletes like Mark McGuire and Nolan
> > > Ryan.
> > > 
> > > This program should easily extend the peak performance years of such
> > > athletes by ten or more years.
> > > 
> > > Imagine what this would be worth in extra career earnings. Over 10+
> > > added years of play, it would mean $100,000,000 OR MORE for such a
> > > player.
> > > 
> > > Imagine what endorsement contracts would be worth to a superstar
> > > athlete who is still a superstar athlete AT AGE 55 OR 60! Perhaps
> > > $50,000,000 PER YEAR OR MORE!
> > > 
> > > What I would be seeking in the way of compensation for the disclosure
> > > of my discovery would be an upfront payment of $2,500,000 plus housing
> > > accommodations for 10 years in the primary residence of the athlete.
> > > 
> > > The athlete, in return, would get limited exclusive rights to the
> > > program for a period of 10 years for himself and his spouse.
> > > Additionally, the athlete would receive 10 years of my personal
> > > assistance with the program, as well as other services to be discussed
> > > later. I would also be available for travel to assist the athlete with
> > > the program while he is on the road (expenses to be borne by the
> > > athlete).
> > > 
> > > Both the athlete and I would be bound by a non-disclosure agreement, I
> > > for 10 years and the athlete forever.
> > > 
> > > For interested parties or their representatives, my email address is
> > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] where I may be contacted.
> > > 
> > > 
> > > Paul Michael, MBA (age 52)
> > 
> > 
> > I'd like to add that interested parties will be free to check how the
> > skin on my hands and feet snaps back like a rubber band when pinched.
> > They may also be interested in examining how well my facial features
> > have been preserved.
> > 
> > Even more importantly, I'd be more than willing to have interested
> > parties subject me to tests of age-related indications such as a bone
> > density test.
> > 
> > 
> > Paul Michael
>  
> > 
> > I'd like to add that I have never had any kind of cosmetic surgery,
> > liposuction, injections of fat, injections of botox, injections of
> > collagen, chemical peels, hair plugs/transplants/grafts, nor laser
> > treatments.
> > 
> > Paul Michael

Repost 10/18/2003