Re: Player Corbin Bernsen Needs My "Fountain of Youth" Program DESPERATELY!

"Michael Scarpitti" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> [EMAIL PROTECTED] (P.M.) wrote in message
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> > Just the other day, I viewed film clips of Corbin Bernsen playing
> > baseball. These were from 14 years ago, and even back then, Corbin
> > Bernsen was showing significant signs of "over-the-hill" aging.
>
> Will you shut up? This is pure unmitigated lies.
>
> GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK WITH YOUR CRAP!

But hey, I bet he's got the most youthful 52 year old crap you've ever seen!

dwhite


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>
> >
> > More recently (about 5 years ago), Mr. Bernsen was seen on T.V. dating
> > a famous comedic actress, and, boy, oh, boy, did that poor guy go from
> > bad to much, much worse in less than a decade.
> >
> > I'd surely say that Corbin Bernsen, for one (there are many others),
> > can desperately use my "Fountain of Youth" program.
> >
> > Actually, younger players would be wise to "get with the program" to
> > preserve what they got - i.e. a GOOD THING - like Alex Rodriguez who
> > earns in excess of $250,000,000.00 per contractual period.
> >
> > My program was announced in my prior post(s) which are included below,
> > and while I have the attention of the USENET audience... If any
> > interested parties are having trouble contacting me via my yahoo email
> > account (which is being bombarded with virus containing attachments)
> > due to my mailbox being full, you can try my hotmail account which has
> > the same I.D. of paul_m_5151. Just append the hotmail domain to this.
> >
> > My prior posts:
> >
> > > > I have developed a "Fountain of Youth" program which will be highly
> > > > advantageous to aging superstar athletes like Mark McGuire and Nolan
> > > > Ryan.
> > > >
> > > > This program should easily extend the peak performance years of such
> > > > athletes by ten or more years.
> > > >
> > > > Imagine what this would be worth in extra career earnings. Over 10+
> > > > added years of play, it would mean $100,000,000 OR MORE for such a
> > > > player.
> > > >
> > > > Imagine what endorsement contracts would be worth to a superstar
> > > > athlete who is still a superstar athlete AT AGE 55 OR 60! Perhaps
> > > > $50,000,000 PER YEAR OR MORE!
> > > >
> > > > What I would be seeking in the way of compensation for the
disclosure
> > > > of my discovery would be an upfront payment of $2,500,000 plus
housing
> > > > accommodations for 10 years in the primary residence of the athlete.
> > > >
> > > > The athlete, in return, would get limited exclusive rights to the
> > > > program for a period of 10 years for himself and his spouse.
> > > > Additionally, the athlete would receive 10 years of my personal
> > > > assistance with the program, as well as other services to be
discussed
> > > > later. I would also be available for travel to assist the athlete
with
> > > > the program while he is on the road (expenses to be borne by the
> > > > athlete).
> > > >
> > > > Both the athlete and I would be bound by a non-disclosure agreement,
I
> > > > for 10 years and the athlete forever.
> > > >
> > > > For interested parties or their representatives, my email address is
> > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] where I may be contacted.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Paul Michael, MBA (age 52)
> > >
> > >
> > > I'd like to add that interested parties will be free to check how the
> > > skin on my hands and feet snaps back like a rubber band when pinched.
> > > They may also be interested in examining how well my facial features
> > > have been preserved.
> > >
> > > Even more importantly, I'd be more than willing to have interested
> > > parties subject me to tests of age-related indications such as a bone
> > > density test.
> > >
> > >
> > > Paul Michael
> > >
> > >
> > > I'd like to add that I have never had any kind of cosmetic surgery,
> > > liposuction, injections of fat, injections of botox, injections of
> > > collagen, chemical peels, hair plugs/transplants/grafts, nor laser
> > > treatments.
> > >
> > > Paul Michael