Re: I'm Shopping My "Fountain of Youth" Program Around to Star Athletes Like Mark McGuire

"Reiver" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message news:<v_l8b.341
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> IDIOT ALERT


Thank you, Reiver, for your input.

My original posting(s) follow:

> > I have developed a "Fountain of Youth" program which will be highly
> > advantageous to aging superstar athletes like Mark McGuire and Nolan
> > Ryan.
> > 
> > This program should easily extend the peak performance years of such
> > athletes by ten or more years.
> > 
> > Imagine what this would be worth in extra career earnings. Over 10+
> > added years of play, it would mean $100,000,000 OR MORE for such a
> > player.
> > 
> > Imagine what endorsement contracts would be worth to a superstar
> > athlete who is still a superstar athlete AT AGE 55 OR 60! Perhaps
> > $50,000,000 PER YEAR OR MORE!
> > 
> > What I would be seeking in the way of compensation for the disclosure
> > of my discovery would be an upfront payment of $2,500,000 plus housing
> > accommodations for 10 years in the primary residence of the athlete.
> > 
> > The athlete, in return, would get limited exclusive rights to the
> > program for a period of 10 years for himself and his spouse.
> > Additionally, the athlete would receive 10 years of my personal
> > assistance with the program, as well as other services to be discussed
> > later. I would also be available for travel to assist the athlete with
> > the program while he is on the road (expenses to be borne by the
> > athlete).
> > 
> > Both the athlete and I would be bound by a non-disclosure agreement, I
> > for 10 years and the athlete forever.
> > 
> > For interested parties or their representatives, my email address is
> > [EMAIL PROTECTED] where I may be contacted.
> > 
> > 
> > Paul Michael, MBA (age 52)
> 
> 
> I'd like to add that interested parties will be free to check how the
> skin on my hands and feet snaps back like a rubber band when pinched.
> They may also be interested in examining how well my facial features
> have been preserved.
> 
> Even more importantly, I'd be more than willing to have interested
> parties subject me to tests of age-related indications such as a bone
> density test.
> 
> 
> Paul Michael