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Re: Britney Spears nude



"PWCFRAZIER" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> You know, men are stupid.. stupid and predictable!  I know damned well
that
> there is not going to be a picture of Britney Spears nude yet I open it
anyway,
> I do it all the time, much the same way I check to see if coed sorority
girls
> really want to show me their web cam.  I am not sure if I am opening to
see how
> they inted to pass off someone as Britney or if I am just looking at naked
> chicks.  Either way, anyone that doubts that marketing techniques can be
> standardized need only attatch a counter to one of these links.


And here's one more example of that kind of predictable male behavior:

Several bored dealers were standing around at an empty craps table at a
Laughlin casino when a very attractive blonde woman arrived and proceeded to
bet the house limit on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you
don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude!"  With that
she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new
clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"  She jumped up and
down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and
clothes and quickly departed.  The dealers just stared at each other,
shaking their heads in utter bewilderment.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I
don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.





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