Sammy Claus Ultimate Benefit- December 6-7. 2003

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Well it finally happened. After centuries of slaving away making gifts
for everyone around the world, the elves have snapped! It was the
constant pounding of those little hammers that did it. That plus,
suffering from "low elf esteem" and having to wear those ridiculous
little costumes. Imagine having to listen to Christmas music 24/7 over
very bad speakers. And it's always the little people that do all the
work and the big guy in the suit gets all the credit. And this big guy
always seems to know when they are sleeping, when they're awake, even
when they've been good or bad, for goodness sake! These "Subordinate
Clauses" need a break! The elves have gone postal! Like college
students on spring break, they are crazy, berserk, causing mischief
wherever they go and playing ultimate.

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