Re: 7 perfectly legal ways to cheat, you unspirited fuck

> 2. When coming up to mark, bump the thrower every time. If they don't
> call the foul, you've just shut down the thrower's fast break. If they
> do call the foul, you reset the count--but ha! it hadn't even
> started--and you've still killed the thrower's fast break.

What?  You aren't already at stall 2 when the catch is actually made? 
You must not be cheating hard enough.