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Re: "Chalking Secrets by the Blue Master"



David Malone wrote in message <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
>On Tue, 02 Dec 2003 05:43:46 GMT, "Play4aBuck"
><[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>Loved the hints... how about...? More secrets like:
>
>-How to bake your cube in an oven (free recipes).
>-How to whack a cube of chalk at near light speed across the room
>using a pool cue.
>-How to arrange groups of chalk cubes on a pool table for the best
>home decorating effects
>-How to palm every cube of chalk on the table so your opponent can't
>find one when it's his turn to shoot
>-How to match the color of the chalk to your outfit (Gucci inspired!)
>-How to keep track of your chalk at all times (using inexpensive
>no-stretch Stren line and a fishing reel)
>-Creative uses for chalk with a huge hole drilled in it (men only)
>
>Anybody got any more?
>
>David "The Hamster" Malone


Oh yeah, good ones, we will have to add those to the Special Part II,
Unedited, and Uncensored RSB Version.

It might also include:
-How to wear chalk as makeup!  This is handy for those nights when your wife
wants to know where you have been all night! This one tip alone is worth
$14.95!
-And when is it legal to throw a cube at a hanging ball!

The CD Version may never be available, so order your printed copy now.  If
you order before Dec 10th, you will receive a FREE PRO Signature!  That's
right, any Pro's signature you request!  Extra signatures are an additional
$4.95 Each!  (Not responiable for spelling errors).






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