Re: I Guess We'll Have PIZZA

On Thu, 27 Nov 2003 04:20:16 -0500 (EST), [EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Smorgass Bored) wrote:

> I was in the mood for a turkey sammich, but the turkey was frozen....
>  SO, I cut the cooking time in half (to two hours and fifteen minutes)
>and put the oven on BROIL. ..... The minute I touched
>the turkey with the knife, it COLLAPSED into a pile of ashes...  Oy-Vey
>!
> The house is all smokey ....

You're lucky you've got a house left, if you put the oven on timed
broil with the oven door closed.

OTOH, this is about as believable a story as MM's demise. 8;)

Happy Turkey Day, all -- Larry

(headed downstairs now to butterfly and cook a  capon while watching
foo'ball.)