Re: Lakers/Pacers quotes 11/30/03

In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>,
 "      bozak" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> "Real Name" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
> news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>,
> >  [EMAIL PROTECTED] (s_knight8) wrote:
> >
> > > Two years ago, Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryant each were fined $5,000
> > > because their shorts were longer than Commissioner David Stern
> > > believed appropriate.
> > >
> > > The gag that resulted was O'Neal's donning a pair of John
> > > Stockton-like shorts, ridiculously small, and asking if that was what
> > > Stern had in mind.
> > >
> > > "It impressed me he could get all that [rear end] in them," Malone
> > > said.
> >
> > Heh! I don't remember that; any pictures?
> 
> let me get this right, you want a picture of shaq's ass in tight
> shorts???
> 
> if it wasnt shaq i would say jedi...

Bwahaha! I'm not gay but a picture would sure make my day!

I spent around three seasons laughing every time Kareem took the court 
with his 4-foot afro and short-shorts...