Re: Rules/Laws regarding USPA stories

Jerry K. wrote:
>> You hit the nail on the head Jerry. He couldn't get by on talent, so
>> he tried to hide behind a license. In his small world he can't
>> understand why everyone isn't like that. He probably ran around
>> begging to sign peoples logbooks. Anything to steal a little
>> credibility.
>
>
> "Don't let that kid with the A license sign your book!  I gotta D!
> Gimme the fucking book!  I gotta D I tells ya!"
>
> "Uh, Jimmy - about that exit seperation on that last jump-"
>
> "Shuddup!  I gotta D!"
>
> "Shit, can't reach both my toggles...
> Uhhh...uhhhh...uhhhhhhmmmm...that's tarmac...Hey tarmac!  I gotta--"
> WHAMMM!CRUNCHCRACKCRICKKRAKKRUNCHthud!!!
>
> "Hey Snuffie!  Don't move, man!  Don't move!"
>
> "I....got-got...gotta....duh duh...duh-D..."
>
> ...bsrp
> ...jlk

He should do a commercial for Crunch & Munch.