Re: Rules/Laws regarding USPA stories

On Wed, 03 Dec 2003 04:49:03 GMT, "SkydiverRick"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

>Jerry K. wrote:
>> On 03 Dec 2003 02:34:10 GMT, [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Vedfolnir) wrote:
>>
>>>> to illiterate to fill out the aplication you >kin't git a D right
>>>> Prick?
>>>
>>>> Being called illiterate
>>>
>>>> by a
>>>
>>>> redneck
>>>
>>>> Aren't I supposed to get some of these >irony points or
>>>> something?
>>>
>>> I should git the irony points for listening to all of this cityboy
>>> whining...at least the rednecks are smart enuff to send in for the D
>>> when their quallified
>>
>> Heh, the rednecks (actually, that's cruel to include the real
>> rednecks) - I mean, *you* sent yours in the moment you qualified
>> because of the huge issue of people giving you shit for everything
>> from flying like an asshole, pulling low, pulling in the middle of
>> open canopies, lack of awareness, disregarding exit seperation, taking
>> too many novices up together at once on a single formation, and not
>> being able to land your canopy unless your ass or your face was
>> somehow involved in the process.  Caste conscious ucker that you are
>> you figured that the D was a badge of rank and by having that rank you
>> could wave it around while saying, "See - I'm as good as you are!  I
>> gotta D!"  Too bad people could see past the *blinding presence* of a
>> D license (Da-Da-Dummm...timpani) and it quickly became just more fuel
>> for the constant shitstorm that was your regular due -
>>
>> "Geez, man - how'd that dingleberry ever get a D?  He blow the S&TA or
>> something?  Hell, who the fuck cares cause look - he's setting up to
>> land - heheheh - this is always good...OH YEAH!  The East German
>> Judges have socred his landing an 8.2!!!  Bravo!  Bravisimo!!!  Do it
>> again!"
>>
>> "Quiet!  I gotta D!"
>>
>> ...bsrp
>> ...jlk
>
>You hit the nail on the head Jerry. He couldn't get by on talent, so he
>tried to hide behind a license. In his small world he can't understand why
>everyone isn't like that. He probably ran around begging to sign peoples
>logbooks. Anything to steal a little credibility.


"Don't let that kid with the A license sign your book!  I gotta D!
Gimme the fucking book!  I gotta D I tells ya!"

"Uh, Jimmy - about that exit seperation on that last jump-"

"Shuddup!  I gotta D!"

"Shit, can't reach both my toggles...
Uhhh...uhhhh...uhhhhhhmmmm...that's tarmac...Hey tarmac!  I gotta--"
WHAMMM!CRUNCHCRACKCRICKKRAKKRUNCHthud!!!

"Hey Snuffie!  Don't move, man!  Don't move!"

"I....got-got...gotta....duh duh...duh-D..."

...bsrp
...jlk