Re: Rant

The problem with that is that the baby might _like_  getting a squirt in the
face with water -- reinforcing screeching. No, your best bet is to fill your
water pistol with a solution of 2 parts water 1 part battery acid,
effectively making it an "acid pistol".  Sure the kid may become permanently
disfigured, but at least it'll shut up.



"Leah" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> I went out to lunch today, and the baby at the ne*t table kept screeching
at
> the top of his lungs.  He wasn't crying or upset, just seemed to like the
sound
> of his voice.  The parents did nothing.
>
> I wish I had my water pistol with me.  Works on barking dogs...
>
> How come people feel justified complaining about noisy dogs, but are
e*pected
> to just put up with noisy babies?  Not fair.
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