Re: ROAD TRIP: Fuel stop

Dat was a wunnerful meal, Tiger! Tank yew fur sharing it wid me - yew is a
nice new fren!

I tink itz time ta go ta Lillith's house an party wit Toni Bennet at her
goin way partee. Whadda yew tink? Shall we teleport ta Fworida now?

Mlle Anaïs

Miss Violette wrote:
> The whole purpose of da human species ista wait onus isnit?  Tiger,
> who is usta bein waited on
> Sonam Dasara <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
> news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>     Tank yew, Tiger, dat souns wunnerful tastee! Hmmmm... hoomans in
>> uniforms serving food to kitteez? Dis is sumpfin to write home about!
>>
>>     Mlle Anaïs, whose mind goes into a daydream seeing her hooman in
>> butler's livery, holding a silver plate asking "Will there be
>> anything else, Madamoiselle?"
>>
>> Miss Violette wrote:
>>> Turkey bird isa wonnerful butted you sitz der anna dat waithoomanz
>>> willz bring what we tellz her,
>>> *Tiger holdz upa paw and when the hooman getz der he orderz two
>>> Turkeybird extra hearty portion platez wif yamz, tatoez, giblet
>>> gravy anna two dezertz a peice, both wif whippy cream...
>>> Der dat shuuld do it, Tiger
>>> Sonam Dasara <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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>>>>     Mmmmmm, derez lotsa guggud foods here, Tiger! Why don you sit
>>>> down, an I'z'l bring your fud to da table? How'za bout sum
>>>> turkeeburd an stuffin, wit sum kandeed yams anna small peece of
>>>> Punky py? Or wudja like sumptin else? We'ze gotta save sum room fur
>>>> de fud at Lillith kitten's house.
>>>>
>>>>     Mlle Anaïs, eeger ta pleeze too...
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Cordially,
>>>>
>>>>        Sonam Dasara
>>>>
>>>> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Miss Violette wrote:
>>>>> *Tiger gently takes his new friends arm*
>>>>> OK den, letz go anna getz a snak in dis here diner, what  wuuld
>>>>> you like, Tiger lookin at alla the fud onna tablez
>>>>> Sonam Dasara <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
>>>>> news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>>     Tiger, you are *such* a toughtful gentelcat! I tink both:
>>>>>> we'ze can have a light snack at da diner, and anudder at
>>>>>> Lillith's! How'z dat soun to you?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>     Mlle. Anaïs, holding her arm out for Tiger to take...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> Cordially,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>        Sonam Dasara
>>>>>>
>>>>>> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Miss Violette wrote:
>>>>>>> Tiger blushes and says... Letz go den,  Wonnerin if dey is atta
>>>>>>> diner or atta Lillith's hoouse and then thinks and says.  Which
>>>>>>> would you like? Turkey bird atta lillith's or atta diner or
>>>>>>> both? Tiger, eger ta pleaze Sonam Dasara
>>>>>>> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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>>>>>>>>     Why certainly, Tiger, that would be very nice! I'z wud like
>>>>>>>> to share sum turkeebird with you!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>     Mlle Anaïs, pleased that she has a new friend...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>> Cordially,
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>        Sonam Dasara
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Miss Violette wrote:
>>>>>>>>> The out is eccitin dat is fur sure.  Dese kitties do al sortsa
>>>>>>>>> citin stuffs, May I excort yourownsef to dinner?  Tiger
>>>>>>>>> hopefully Sonam Dasara <idonthave an [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> message news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>>>>>>     Oh boy! Yes, dis IZZZ fu!n I've nebber ben in de Out
>>>>>>>>>> befur! An I'ze nebber seen a kitty drive befur! Dis is a reel
>>>>>>>>>> advensure for myownself.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>     An meetin alla dese wunnerful kitteez: I'ze tankful fur
>>>>>>>>>> dat, an meetin my new hooman. Wadda Tanksgibin! Les hab sum
>>>>>>>>>> ob dat turkeyburd!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>     Mlle. Anaïs, HPCC
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>> Cordially,
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>        Sonam Dasara
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, here's the truck stop.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <pulls up to fuel pump, starts writing a note>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Tabitha, come here!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <tiny black fluffy kitten appears>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Take this note to the humans at the fuel desk, quickly!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <tiny kitten bounces off towards the building, returns a few
>>>>>>>>>>> minutes later>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> (Tabitha) Dey laughed at me when I went in and jumped on de
>>>>>>>>>>> counter, but den de manager read the note and said somefing
>>>>>>>>>>> about some kind of holy cow. What did you'z right, anyhow?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <The manager comes running out from the building, followed
>>>>>>>>>>> by a couple of employees. The manager sets the employees to
>>>>>>>>>>> washing all of the RV windows and checking fluid levels,
>>>>>>>>>>> then comes over to the driver's window>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Ummm, you're the empress? A cat? I assume you'd like to fill
>>>>>>>>>>> up? I'll be glad to pump your fuel for you.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> (Cleopatra) Ok, everykitty, now's your chance. Let's all run
>>>>>>>>>>> over to the diner and see what they can offer us. Maybe
>>>>>>>>>>> they'll have decent turkey dinners to offer us. Dyna, if you
>>>>>>>>>>> would be so kind as to bring your meowmie's credit card. TV,
>>>>>>>>>>> would you care to accompany me to dinner?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Cleopatra Silvercat
>>
>> --
>> Cordially,
>>
>>         Sonam Dasara
>>
>> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com

-- 
Cordially,

        Sonam Dasara

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