Re: ROAD TRIP: Fuel stop

    Tank yew, Tiger, dat souns wunnerful tastee! Hmmmm... hoomans in
uniforms serving food to kitteez? Dis is sumpfin to write home about!

    Mlle Anaïs, whose mind goes into a daydream seeing her hooman in
butler's livery, holding a silver plate asking "Will there be anything else,
Madamoiselle?"

Miss Violette wrote:
> Turkey bird isa wonnerful butted you sitz der anna dat waithoomanz
> willz bring what we tellz her,
> *Tiger holdz upa paw and when the hooman getz der he orderz two
> Turkeybird extra hearty portion platez wif yamz, tatoez, giblet gravy
> anna two dezertz a peice, both wif whippy cream...
> Der dat shuuld do it, Tiger
> Sonam Dasara <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
> news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>     Mmmmmm, derez lotsa guggud foods here, Tiger! Why don you sit
>> down, an I'z'l bring your fud to da table? How'za bout sum
>> turkeeburd an stuffin, wit sum kandeed yams anna small peece of
>> Punky py? Or wudja like sumptin else? We'ze gotta save sum room fur
>> de fud at Lillith kitten's house.
>>
>>     Mlle Anaïs, eeger ta pleeze too...
>>
>> --
>> Cordially,
>>
>>        Sonam Dasara
>>
>> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Miss Violette wrote:
>>> *Tiger gently takes his new friends arm*
>>> OK den, letz go anna getz a snak in dis here diner, what  wuuld you
>>> like, Tiger lookin at alla the fud onna tablez
>>> Sonam Dasara <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
>>> news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>     Tiger, you are *such* a toughtful gentelcat! I tink both: we'ze
>>>> can have a light snack at da diner, and anudder at Lillith's! How'z
>>>> dat soun to you?
>>>>
>>>>     Mlle. Anaïs, holding her arm out for Tiger to take...
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Cordially,
>>>>
>>>>        Sonam Dasara
>>>>
>>>> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Miss Violette wrote:
>>>>> Tiger blushes and says... Letz go den,  Wonnerin if dey is atta
>>>>> diner or atta Lillith's hoouse and then thinks and says.  Which
>>>>> would you like? Turkey bird atta lillith's or atta diner or both?
>>>>> Tiger, eger ta pleaze Sonam Dasara <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>>>>> wrote in message
>>>>> news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>>     Why certainly, Tiger, that would be very nice! I'z wud like
>>>>>> to share sum turkeebird with you!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>     Mlle Anaïs, pleased that she has a new friend...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> Cordially,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>        Sonam Dasara
>>>>>>
>>>>>> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Miss Violette wrote:
>>>>>>> The out is eccitin dat is fur sure.  Dese kitties do al sortsa
>>>>>>> citin stuffs, May I excort yourownsef to dinner?  Tiger
>>>>>>> hopefully Sonam Dasara <idonthave an [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in
>>>>>>> message news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>>>>     Oh boy! Yes, dis IZZZ fu!n I've nebber ben in de Out befur!
>>>>>>>> An I'ze nebber seen a kitty drive befur! Dis is a reel
>>>>>>>> advensure for myownself.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>     An meetin alla dese wunnerful kitteez: I'ze tankful fur
>>>>>>>> dat, an meetin my new hooman. Wadda Tanksgibin! Les hab sum ob
>>>>>>>> dat turkeyburd!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>     Mlle. Anaïs, HPCC
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>> Cordially,
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>        Sonam Dasara
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Ok, here's the truck stop.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <pulls up to fuel pump, starts writing a note>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Tabitha, come here!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <tiny black fluffy kitten appears>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Take this note to the humans at the fuel desk, quickly!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <tiny kitten bounces off towards the building, returns a few
>>>>>>>>> minutes later>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> (Tabitha) Dey laughed at me when I went in and jumped on de
>>>>>>>>> counter, but den de manager read the note and said somefing
>>>>>>>>> about some kind of holy cow. What did you'z right, anyhow?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <The manager comes running out from the building, followed by
>>>>>>>>> a couple of employees. The manager sets the employees to
>>>>>>>>> washing all of the RV windows and checking fluid levels, then
>>>>>>>>> comes over to the driver's window>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ummm, you're the empress? A cat? I assume you'd like to fill
>>>>>>>>> up? I'll be glad to pump your fuel for you.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> (Cleopatra) Ok, everykitty, now's your chance. Let's all run
>>>>>>>>> over to the diner and see what they can offer us. Maybe
>>>>>>>>> they'll have decent turkey dinners to offer us. Dyna, if you
>>>>>>>>> would be so kind as to bring your meowmie's credit card. TV,
>>>>>>>>> would you care to accompany me to dinner?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Cleopatra Silvercat

-- 
Cordially,

        Sonam Dasara

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