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Re: ROAD TRIP: Fuel stop



Well, heow hubbot "Cat onna Hot Tin Roof", an "The Birdz" an uh moosikkel
witt Cat Stevens...annnn...hewlp!!!

Dyna, out of better ideerz, but game...

"Miss Violette" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Dye gots one dat p;ugs inna lighter thingy, anna any movie willz do as
long
> as it doez notted haf screamin, I watchez all TV dat doez notted include
> screamin anna furry turnz dem off if I getz upsetted, Trudi, easy to
please
> Sylvia M. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
> news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> > Kin weez pluggit in  in da van?  Itz gonna bee uh long tryp...
> > Whut moofeez?  I wunner...
> >
> > Dyna, pensively
> >
> > "Miss Violette" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
> > news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > > Milk did somecat say milk???  *Trudi sits up and streches and hops out
> of
> > > her bed and looks around*
> > >
> > > Hey Miss Dyna, dey hasa gifty shopp inna dis her truck stop, you wanna
> use
> > > your mamma's card ta getz uses a dvd player anna some movies?? Trudi,
> > ready
> > > fur turkey bird anna milk
> > > Sylvia M <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
> > > news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > > > I wud luff sum turkeeburd, an sum grayvee, an sum Punky py wiff wipt
> > > kreem,
> > > > anna wharm glaz ov mylk purrleeze...
> > > >
> > > > Et tu,  Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney  an Mlle. Anaïs,
an
> > > > liddul kitten  Tabitha, an ofkorz yu tu, TV???
> > > >
> > > > Enny uddurz gonna joyne us in a smawl repazt?
> > > >
> > > > Dyna, grayshuzlee
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Sonam Dasara" <idonthave an [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
> > > > news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > > > >     Oh boy! Yes, dis IZZZ fu!n I've nebber ben in de Out befur! An
> > I'ze
> > > > > nebber seen a kitty drive befur! Dis is a reel advensure for
> > myownself.
> > > > >
> > > > >     An meetin alla dese wunnerful kitteez: I'ze tankful fur dat,
an
> > > meetin
> > > > > my new hooman. Wadda Tanksgibin! Les hab sum ob dat turkeyburd!
> > > > >
> > > > >     Mlle. Anaïs, HPCC
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > Cordially,
> > > > >
> > > > >        Sonam Dasara
> > > > >
> > > > > email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote:
> > > > > > Ok, here's the truck stop.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > <pulls up to fuel pump, starts writing a note>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Tabitha, come here!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > <tiny black fluffy kitten appears>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Take this note to the humans at the fuel desk, quickly!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > <tiny kitten bounces off towards the building, returns a few
> minutes
> > > > > > later>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > (Tabitha) Dey laughed at me when I went in and jumped on de
> counter,
> > > > > > but den de manager read the note and said somefing about some
kind
> > of
> > > > > > holy cow. What did you'z right, anyhow?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > <The manager comes running out from the building, followed by a
> > couple
> > > > > > of employees. The manager sets the employees to washing all of
the
> > RV
> > > > > > windows and checking fluid levels, then comes over to the
driver's
> > > > > > window>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Ummm, you're the empress? A cat? I assume you'd like to fill up?
> > I'll
> > > > > > be glad to pump your fuel for you.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > (Cleopatra) Ok, everykitty, now's your chance. Let's all run
over
> to
> > > > > > the diner and see what they can offer us. Maybe they'll have
> decent
> > > > > > turkey dinners to offer us. Dyna, if you would be so kind as to
> > bring
> > > > > > your meowmie's credit card. TV, would you care to accompany me
to
> > > > > > dinner?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Cleopatra Silvercat
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
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