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Re: ROAD TRIP: Fuel stop



Anna I forgetted, Der willz be room atta lillith's anna dey alla time has
gud fud atta herown houze so will you will like it there, Tiger
Sonam Dasara <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>     Mmmmmm, derez lotsa guggud foods here, Tiger! Why don you sit down, an
> I'z'l bring your fud to da table? How'za bout sum turkeeburd an stuffin,
wit
> sum kandeed yams anna small peece of Punky py? Or wudja like sumptin else?
> We'ze gotta save sum room fur de fud at Lillith kitten's house.
>
>     Mlle Anaïs, eeger ta pleeze too...
>
> --
> Cordially,
>
>        Sonam Dasara
>
> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>
>
>
>
> Miss Violette wrote:
> > *Tiger gently takes his new friends arm*
> > OK den, letz go anna getz a snak in dis here diner, what  wuuld you
> > like, Tiger lookin at alla the fud onna tablez
> > Sonam Dasara <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
> > news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>     Tiger, you are *such* a toughtful gentelcat! I tink both: we'ze
> >> can have a light snack at da diner, and anudder at Lillith's! How'z
> >> dat soun to you?
> >>
> >>     Mlle. Anaïs, holding her arm out for Tiger to take...
> >>
> >> --
> >> Cordially,
> >>
> >>        Sonam Dasara
> >>
> >> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Miss Violette wrote:
> >>> Tiger blushes and says... Letz go den,  Wonnerin if dey is atta
> >>> diner or atta Lillith's hoouse and then thinks and says.  Which
> >>> would you like? Turkey bird atta lillith's or atta diner or both?
> >>> Tiger, eger ta pleaze Sonam Dasara <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >>> wrote in message
> >>> news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>>>     Why certainly, Tiger, that would be very nice! I'z wud like to
> >>>> share sum turkeebird with you!
> >>>>
> >>>>     Mlle Anaïs, pleased that she has a new friend...
> >>>>
> >>>> --
> >>>> Cordially,
> >>>>
> >>>>        Sonam Dasara
> >>>>
> >>>> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
> >>>>
> >>>> Miss Violette wrote:
> >>>>> The out is eccitin dat is fur sure.  Dese kitties do al sortsa
> >>>>> citin stuffs, May I excort yourownsef to dinner?  Tiger hopefully
> >>>>> Sonam Dasara <idonthave an [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
> >>>>> news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>>>>>     Oh boy! Yes, dis IZZZ fu!n I've nebber ben in de Out befur!
> >>>>>> An I'ze nebber seen a kitty drive befur! Dis is a reel advensure
> >>>>>> for myownself.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>     An meetin alla dese wunnerful kitteez: I'ze tankful fur dat,
> >>>>>> an meetin my new hooman. Wadda Tanksgibin! Les hab sum ob dat
> >>>>>> turkeyburd!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>     Mlle. Anaïs, HPCC
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> --
> >>>>>> Cordially,
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>        Sonam Dasara
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote:
> >>>>>>> Ok, here's the truck stop.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> <pulls up to fuel pump, starts writing a note>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Tabitha, come here!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> <tiny black fluffy kitten appears>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Take this note to the humans at the fuel desk, quickly!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> <tiny kitten bounces off towards the building, returns a few
> >>>>>>> minutes later>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> (Tabitha) Dey laughed at me when I went in and jumped on de
> >>>>>>> counter, but den de manager read the note and said somefing
> >>>>>>> about some kind of holy cow. What did you'z right, anyhow?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> <The manager comes running out from the building, followed by a
> >>>>>>> couple of employees. The manager sets the employees to washing
> >>>>>>> all of the RV windows and checking fluid levels, then comes
> >>>>>>> over to the driver's window>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Ummm, you're the empress? A cat? I assume you'd like to fill up?
> >>>>>>> I'll be glad to pump your fuel for you.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> (Cleopatra) Ok, everykitty, now's your chance. Let's all run
> >>>>>>> over to the diner and see what they can offer us. Maybe they'll
> >>>>>>> have decent turkey dinners to offer us. Dyna, if you would be
> >>>>>>> so kind as to bring your meowmie's credit card. TV, would you
> >>>>>>> care to accompany me to dinner?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Cleopatra Silvercat
>
>





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