> > "Semolina Pilchard" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote in message > news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]... > > wrote: > > > That sounds
pretty good. If I can't get cat, I'll try it with rabbit. > > Not
one of those flea-infested wild ones, a tasty, tender one from > > some
kid's hutch. > > > > Cat's quite good raw. It's even
better when it's breathing. Once > > you've caught your cat - and
go for one that's well-fed and cared for > > - the semi-feral ones
aren't so succulent - you should take a few > > safety
precautions. You don't want to bleed for your dinner. The >
> next bit might be noisy, so do it in the privacy of your own home. >
> De-clawing's a bit finicky, even with good pliers. I find hacking
the > > paws off with a machete or cleaver is much less bother.
Similarly, > > you have to watch for the teeth if dining is not to be a
painful > > experience but that's where your pliers come in.
Don't get into the > > whole dentistry thing, just snap 'em off at the
gum. > > > > Likewise, you don't need to skin the whole
cat. There's not that much > > eating on one anyway. Just
rip back the skin and hair at hip and > > shoulder and chow down.
Yummy! It won't be making a lot of noise at > > this stage as
it'll be in shock. When you're finished, you don't need > > to
bother with the messy business of killing it unless you really feel > >
you'd enjoy it. Just leave it to writhe on the dining-room table. >
> It'll be dead when you get up in the morning and you can throw it
in > > the trash.
