-R- Tori Amos is an untalented fat cow

Shane D. Maudiss <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> They stole this cow from some farm and now it sings "mooo mooo mooo".

actually, tori has sometimes wandered into needs-a-sandwich territory, 
imo, particularly after the UTP tour (when she really exhausted herself) 
and when SW came out (perhaps she got overzealous in losing tash fat?).  
but then, i have a particular aversion to scrawny women, especially if 
their upper arms look too bony or you can see ribs or <shudder> spine.  
tori hasn't looked that scary that i've seen, but i do like her better a 
bit plump.  pics from between YKTR and LE show her that way, and she 
looks great.  unfortunately, her industry is really obnoxious about this 
sort of thing, and i suppose she feels the pressure like anyone else.  
fortunately for her, she's independent enough not to let it get to her too 
much.

Aimee the Magdalene

 /^^^\~~~~the willfully misunderstood lyrics .sig~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(     )~~~6:58, are you sure where my spork is?              ~
 \   /~~~~                           - not quite Tori Amos   ~
  | |~~~~~stale incense, old sweat, and pies, pies, pies!    ~
  | |~~~~~                           - almost Trent Reznor   ~
  | |~~~~~you gave me everything you had, o you gave me lice ~
  | |~~~~~                           - sorta Sarah McLachlan ~
  | |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~