Re: Two major events happening in 2004!

On 2 Dec 2003 22:11:16 -0800, [EMAIL PROTECTED]
(rockandrollbadboy) puked:





DEAR PENTHOUSE,


>SOMEONE MIGHT "TRY" TO HIT ME... IT'S BEEN ATTEMPTED BEFORE. PEOPLE
>NEED TO BE SHOWN THEIR LIMITS OFTEN.
>
>AS FOR YOU... YOU WOULD LOSE BIGTIME AGAINST ME. SURE, YOU'D TALK
>"BIG" IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS, AND THE LOCALS AT YOU LOCAL "WATERING
>HOLE!" WHAT IS YOUR LOCAL BAR CALLED? MURPHS PLACE? THE CHOWDER HUT?
>THE BLUE OYSTER? WHATEVER IT IS CALLED I WOULD FIND YOU. YOU'D BE
>THERE, SCARED AND ALONE IN THE CORNER NURSING A LONG NECK BUD LIKE IT
>WAS KEEPING YOU ALIVE... I'D WALK IN - COOL, SLOW AND IMPORTANT. THE
>BARMAID WOULD PAY ME MIND - CAUSE SHE WOULD FEEL MY IMPORTANCE. I'D
>GET A SINGLE MALT WHISKEY AND DROP A COOL TWENTY ON THE BAR. I'D DOWN
>THE DRINK IN ONE SHOT AS THE BEST LADIES CAUGHT A GLIMPSE. YOU'D
>QUICKLY MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE JUKEBOX AND SELECT "YOUR" SONG: BOSTON'S
>"MORE THAN A FEELING."
>
>SUDDENLY YOU FEEL A HAND ON YOUR SHOULDER. LIKE A PUSSY YOU TURN AND
>SAY "SORRY!"  ALTHOUGH, THIS TIME "SORRY" WON'T CUT IT... YA SEE, IT'S
>ME, AND I HAVE TRACKED YOU DOWN. YOU STAND THERE ALL ALONE, SHAKING
>AND TREMBLEMING IN YOUR BOOTS. I LOOK DOWN AT YOU - ME 6'5", YOU 5'2"
>TOPS - I SAY: "IT'S TIME, LITTLE MAN." YOUR LIPS QUIVERS... YOU LOOK
>OVER AT STEVEN MCGREENY, THE LOCAL COKE DEALER WHO HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR
>YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE HIS PAPER BOY... HE PRETENDS TO BE "READING DART
>SCORES" AND IGNORES YOU. YOU NEXT CALL TO "STEVO" THE COOK WHO MAKES
>"HOT WINGS" FOR COPS AND DRUNK FIRE-FIGHTERS WHO CAN'T STOP YAMMERING
>ABOUT "9/11!"  THEY IGNORE YOU. I LOOK YOU IN THE EYE AND SAY: "IN TEN
>SECONDS I WILL TAKE MY RIGHT FOOT AND KICK YOU IN THE LEFT SIDE OF
>YOUR FACE - AND THERE IS NOTHING IN THE WORLD THAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT
>IT!" YOU START TO CRY AS I LIFT MY FOOT INTO A "HALF-CRANE." A POOL OF
>YOU URINE FLOODS YOUR SNEAKERS - SNEAKERS YOUR MOM BOUGHT YOU FROM THE
>FROZEN MEAT SECTION OF K-MART. YOU ARE SECONDS AWAY FROM BEING
>DEFEATED BY BRETT MEISNER AND THERE ISN'T A SINGLE THING YOU CAN DO
>ABOUT IT...
>
>(TO BE CONTINUED...)

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