Aaargh - ticket bastard strikes again

Help!!

Ticketmaster says I ordered only "1" ticket - who only orders one
ticket!!! SO since they screwed up despite my repeated efforts to get it
corrected, I now have to tell my wife she isn't going. Anyone have a
single the aren't using for Dec 5 to come to my rescue - ticket
angel???? Or know a good divorce lawyer ....

Pieces of bastard!!!!