OT - Joke

 So two Iraqis and their families manage to emigrate to the USA. They
agree to meet in a year's time to see which of them has become more of
an American, which one become more deeply assimilated into their new
culture. In a year's time they meet. Ahmet says, "My son is tops in
his Little League team; my daughter has a scholarship to Julliard, my
eldest is at Johns Hopkins in a surgical residency. My wife and I have
a time-share in Key West, and she's the president of the PTA in our
town." 

And Muhammed says: "Fuck you, Towelhead!"