Re: Extreme Martial Arts

"hcannon18" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
> OK anybody watch Extreme Martial Arts on the Discovery Channel at 8pm and
> 9pm last night?

I watched about 10 minutes of it, and that's 10 minutes that the
Discovery Channel owes me; I've called my lawyers.

Worst piece of "martial arts" fluffery I've ever seen.  Total shit. 
Just garbage.

All these "100 time World Martial Arts Champions" kicking around, and
ain't nobody ever heard of them.  Bunch of pansy assed, gay-male-model
types doing nothing but tippy-tappy movie shit and expecting that all
the high-tech monitoring of them is going to mean anything.

I loved the part where they had that D&D nerd cum 'roid freak talk
about the "blood spike" - "It actually gets better when you get blood
on it.  It gets slick and it goes in easier", this *after* the part
where he said "...and if you get too much blood on one end, you flip
it..." but *before* he said "...when I see blood it's like
unnghhghghghaaaaa!!" and did some squint-eyed constipated primal
scream type thing.  One assumes that he spends serious time roaming
around SoCal stabbing people with this thing, or not.

Then there was the training scene where one World Martial Arts champ
was training the *next* World Martial Arts Champ while working out on
the heavy bag, kind of.  Sure, he was hitting and kicking it, but it
wasn't exactly like he needed a heavy bag to do those lame air punches
he was throwing.  The bag almost, but not quite, registered his blows.
 Good thing his lover^H^H^H^H^Htrainer was holding the bag for him.

Anywhore, that's my entirely unprofessional view of that hunk of
garbage.

I guess it's true: once you put the word "Extreme" in front of it,
it's suddenly gay as fuck.

Pierre