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Re: Rumsfeld "Foot in Mouth" award



On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 13:08:07 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

>Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... Institute of Hot Dog Skiing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I assume that, in order to make effective skis, they're
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> using foot-longs....
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd like to condiment you on that reply.  It was very
>>>>>>>>>>>>> bun-ny.
>>>>>>>>>>>> S'now picnic coming up with a dog of a joke like that, let
>>>>>>>>>>>> me tell ya!
>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't relish your reply, either!
>>>>>>>>>> I thought it cut the mustard.
>>>>>>>>> It was a little sauer kraut.
>>>>>>>> Yeah, Greg was always spoiled brauten.
>>>>>>> That's just a byproduct of my childhood - it was packed with
>>>>>>> miscellaneous leftover memories.  But I'll be cured soon.
>>>>>> And he still is judging by his aroma. <g>
>>>>> *Sniff*  Aw, shoot!  I've burnt my barbecue!
>>>>> and we all know how painful that can be
>>>> That's what you get for cooking in the nude.
>>> I *thought* there was one too many wieners on the grill....
>>
>> Were there 8 regular and one cocktail frank?
>
>You know those little tiny sausages they use for the miniature
>pigs-in-a-blanket?
>
>Well, it wasn't one of those!
>
>Greg
>what - what'd you think I was gonna say?

Frankly that you didn't give a damn.




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