Re: Rumsfeld "Foot in Mouth" award

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... Institute of Hot Dog Skiing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I assume that, in order to make effective skis, they're
>>>>>>>>>>>>> using foot-longs....
>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd like to condiment you on that reply.  It was very
>>>>>>>>>>>> bun-ny.
>>>>>>>>>>> S'now picnic coming up with a dog of a joke like that, let
>>>>>>>>>>> me tell ya!
>>>>>>>>>> I didn't relish your reply, either!
>>>>>>>>> I thought it cut the mustard.
>>>>>>>> It was a little sauer kraut.
>>>>>>> Yeah, Greg was always spoiled brauten.
>>>>>> That's just a byproduct of my childhood - it was packed with
>>>>>> miscellaneous leftover memories.  But I'll be cured soon.
>>>>> And he still is judging by his aroma. <g>
>>>> *Sniff*  Aw, shoot!  I've burnt my barbecue!
>>>> and we all know how painful that can be
>>> That's what you get for cooking in the nude.
>> I *thought* there was one too many wieners on the grill....
>
> Were there 8 regular and one cocktail frank?

You know those little tiny sausages they use for the miniature
pigs-in-a-blanket?

Well, it wasn't one of those!

Greg
what - what'd you think I was gonna say?