NJJF: The Groom (MAY OFFEND)

I was happy. 

My girlfriend and I had been dating for three years and we decided to
get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
me and my fiance? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering 
me . . .my mother-in-law to be.

She was a smart, confident career woman but most of all, she was
unbelievably sexy.  She often openly flirted with me, which piqued my
curiosity and made me quite uncomfortable at the same time. 

One day she called me and asked me to come over to review the wedding
invitations. 

When I got there, I realized she was alone. As we looked at the
invitations, she whispered in my ear: "Soon you will be married but
you must know that I have feelings for you that I can no longer
ignore. Before you commit your life to my daughter, please make love
to me just once". 

I was in total shock . . . what could I say? 

As I sat there dumbfounded, she said: "I'll go to the bedroom and if
you share my yearnings, just come up and take me." 

Still dazed, I watched her magnificent form as she wisped up the
stairs. I stood there for a moment, unsure of what to do, turned
around and went to the front door. Slowly, I opened it, and stepped
out of the house. 

Amazingly, her husband was standing outside.
 
With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said: "We are so happy. You
have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family." 

I will never forget the day I earned the trust of my in-laws nor the
valuable life lesson I learned on the front steps of my wife's
childhood home. Always, always,  always, keep your condoms in your
car.