Wake up, you boys in the badk row (was Re: NJJF: A Test - Bob's your Uncle (fwd))

The question before the House is
> >How could it be an empire with no emporers?

Let's not dither around, lest the Royals get their knickers in a twist.

There are no more emporers because they no longer are licensed by the
Federal government to empor. At one time, you could find two or three
emporers in Antoine's in New Orleans, Mammy's Shanty in Atlanta and The Big
BarBQ and Car Wash in Andalusia, Alabama. But no longer. Technology has
caught up with them.

Emporers have been replaced by Republican appointees who have taken a secret
oath not to empor nor to allow anyone else to empor, either.

Leon