airline food

Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on
124.7."

Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure ... by
the way, after we lifted off, we saw some kind of dead animal on
the far end of the runway."

Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff. Contact Departure
on 124.7; did you copy the report from Eastern?"

Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff roger; and
yes, we copied Eastern. We've already notified our caterers."

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