Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By
following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found
inner peace.

The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you've
started." Such simple advice. So, I looked around to see all the things I
started and hadn't finished.

Today I finished one bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my
Prozac, a box of chocolates and a half gallon of rocky road ice-cream.

You have no idea how good I feel......

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