Life goes on

>Subject:  three inch gain guaranteed

    Dear Rec.Humor.Funny.Guy,

>Subject: She will start calling it MOBY

    Recently you selected one of my emails for inclusion on rec.humor.funny.

>Subject: grow your punypecker

    I was very happy and honored.

>Subject: steam up the bedroom once again2

    And then it happened.

>Subject: U gain 3 inches or your money back

    I began getting emails.  

>Subject: go longer with this5

    Lots of emails.  
 
>Subject: How big is big?

    From someone obsessed with my... uh...

>Subject: Plumpeen your pumperr

    At first I was annoyed.

>Subject: extend your manhood1

    Then I got irritated.

>Subject: three inch length increase guranteed

    I asked around, wondering where they got my email?

>Subject: extend your manhood4

    I never give out my email address.

>Subject: size matters6

    I always uncheck the "send us special offers" box
    
>Subject: simple enlarge the natural way9

    Then someone said, "Have you ever posted on Usenet?"

>Subject: simple enlarge the natural way7

    I said no, otherwise they would get my email...

>Subject: regain erectile function0

    uh oh....

>Subject: dazzle the ladies3

    You posted my message....

>Subject: You can really gain 2 or 3 inches

    And at the top, under the subject...

>Subject: you can beat erectile dysfunction5

    Was my address.

>Subject: get the lead out of your7

    Now I get ten of these a day.

>Subject: add 3 inches to your manhood

    Thanks a whole lot.

>Subject: U gain 3 inches guaranteed

    Is this what I get for my 15 seconds of fame?

>Subject: more pensissize2

    It's not funny anymore.

>Subject: grow the natural way1

    Please make it stop.

>Subject: natural enchacement5

    I even considered ordering whatever it is.

>Subject: Light a fire under your lovelife2

    I was that desperate.

>Subject: Light a fire under your lovelife7

    The incessant, non-stop... "you've got mail"

>Subject: begin your mission to get deeper

    But I can't even send an email out the door.

>Subject: feel inadequate under the covers2

    Please make it go away!

>Subject: give her all she can take0

    I can't take it anymore!!!!!!!

>Subject: get yourself some size2

    Aieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

>Subject: manlier manhood3
>Subject: make love the way you want to6
>Subject: steam up the bedroom windows1
>Subject: turn your bedroom into a pleasure palace3
>Subject: Big Bat in the trousers
>Subject: if you have a fizzle pizzle4
>Subject: don't feel estranged in your boudoir9
>Subject: don't feel estranged in your boudoir1
>Subject: john, more
>Subject: sizzlingsexlife4
>Subject: size in short time
>Subject: best dysfunction products5
>Subject: firmer harder3
>Subject: have her quivering with pleasure1
>Subject: reach her gspot0
>Subject: live each day to its fullest, this will do it.
>Subject: Velma babes like them bigger
>Subject: more mass for you7

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