Either/Or

At one point, the University of Minnesota's departments of mathematics and
mortuary science were housed in the same building; one ascended the
staircase and turned left for mathematics, and right for mortuary science.
One day, this clarification was posted on the sign at the top of the
staircase:

                            RIGOR      MORTIS
                           <------    ------->

[Heard through the grapevine a while ago. Quite possibly true.]


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